AD Piss Up
Apr 25th 2008, 2:25 pm
#152
Joined: Mar 2003
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Re: AD Piss Up
Time for you all to read my basic forum safety rules
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Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
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22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
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Do not try this on Admin.
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30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
HOW to SURVIVE the LOUNGE..TIO..AND OTHER PLACES (ME)
and be a better person.. 2
1. Look and learn for a week before your first posting
2. For your first posting a introduction of yourself is most welcome
and appreciated..be pleasant and un-critical ... People do not respond
to the unknown entity.
3. You may think you are smart ..There's lots here smarter than you
accept this. I am not included in that statement
4. For your first 100 or so postings stick to non-contenuous
issues ... allow time to get your feet under the table
5. Postings can sometimes get quite heated.. Do not threaten
anybody..they may well be 3000 miles away and you will look silly
It is permitted to waggle your cursor across their name in a
violent manner.. NEVER EVER bring up a posters partner in any
type of negative way, particularly if they do not post
6. Mickey-taking is here big time.. its just frivolous chat.. Do not
let it get to you ... have fun with it ..
7. We have all ages, religions, sexual orientation and colors here..
accept them all....
8. If you just returned from Disneyland, wait at least three months before informing us that you, your wife and three small children have decided that you just have to move to Flordia and ask for advise on visas.
9. Any thread about immigration, slavery or pool cleaning must include an allegation of racism within 3 pages.
10. If you are conservative, pro-life, or voted for Bush and say so...be ready for the feeding frenzy. You will be ridiculed, gutted, filleted and hung out to dry... of course this may well all change at the speed of light
13. For your viewing pleasure, always have a mega bucket of Popcorn handy
for when the fight starts.
14. Smilies are there for those dummies who can't get words out ...
Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
15. Avoid calling regular posters "Cliquey Tossers that jump on newbies" until you get to know them.
16. Any thread that starts out talking about politics or religion will end up talking about oral sex or masturbation. accept this
17. No Karma Whoring
18. No attention whoring
19. No ugly people that think they are attractive are allowed in the Lounge. Ugly people that acknowledge their lack of beauty are more than welcome.
20. If your post begins with "I know this has been posted before" don't post it... it has been posted before.
21. We know the food is different and you miss your pickled fizzle farts, and we know the censoring of cuss words in movies on TV is annoying, and we know there are a lot of religous nutters here..
22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
23. Mods can be bated to a certain extent, Don't push it.
Do not try this on Admin.
24. We have a photo gallery for your use, Comments will be made
good and bad...live with it.
25. You can have your own blog here, nobody will read it.
26. Premium membership gets rid of all those bleedin Ads ..well worth it
27. Somebody will help you with an avatar ..just ask.
28. If your unsure on anything ASK... We are just like you ..only better
29. Do not post porn in words or pics. Admin will hurt you ..
30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
Apr 25th 2008, 2:28 pm
#156
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 18,187
Re: AD Piss Up
Time for you all to read my basic forum safety rules
HOW to SURVIVE the LOUNGE..TIO..AND OTHER PLACES (ME)
and be a better person.. 2
1. Look and learn for a week before your first posting
2. For your first posting a introduction of yourself is most welcome
and appreciated..be pleasant and un-critical ... People do not respond
to the unknown entity.
3. You may think you are smart ..There's lots here smarter than you
accept this. I am not included in that statement
4. For your first 100 or so postings stick to non-contenuous
issues ... allow time to get your feet under the table
5. Postings can sometimes get quite heated.. Do not threaten
anybody..they may well be 3000 miles away and you will look silly
It is permitted to waggle your cursor across their name in a
violent manner.. NEVER EVER bring up a posters partner in any
type of negative way, particularly if they do not post
6. Mickey-taking is here big time.. its just frivolous chat.. Do not
let it get to you ... have fun with it ..
7. We have all ages, religions, sexual orientation and colors here..
accept them all....
8. If you just returned from Disneyland, wait at least three months before informing us that you, your wife and three small children have decided that you just have to move to Flordia and ask for advise on visas.
9. Any thread about immigration, slavery or pool cleaning must include an allegation of racism within 3 pages.
10. If you are conservative, pro-life, or voted for Bush and say so...be ready for the feeding frenzy. You will be ridiculed, gutted, filleted and hung out to dry... of course this may well all change at the speed of light
13. For your viewing pleasure, always have a mega bucket of Popcorn handy
for when the fight starts.
14. Smilies are there for those dummies who can't get words out ...
Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
15. Avoid calling regular posters "Cliquey Tossers that jump on newbies" until you get to know them.
16. Any thread that starts out talking about politics or religion will end up talking about oral sex or masturbation. accept this
17. No Karma Whoring
18. No attention whoring
19. No ugly people that think they are attractive are allowed in the Lounge. Ugly people that acknowledge their lack of beauty are more than welcome.
20. If your post begins with "I know this has been posted before" don't post it... it has been posted before.
21. We know the food is different and you miss your pickled fizzle farts, and we know the censoring of cuss words in movies on TV is annoying, and we know there are a lot of religous nutters here..
22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
23. Mods can be bated to a certain extent, Don't push it.
Do not try this on Admin.
24. We have a photo gallery for your use, Comments will be made
good and bad...live with it.
25. You can have your own blog here, nobody will read it.
26. Premium membership gets rid of all those bleedin Ads ..well worth it
27. Somebody will help you with an avatar ..just ask.
28. If your unsure on anything ASK... We are just like you ..only better
29. Do not post porn in words or pics. Admin will hurt you ..
30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
HOW to SURVIVE the LOUNGE..TIO..AND OTHER PLACES (ME)
and be a better person.. 2
1. Look and learn for a week before your first posting
2. For your first posting a introduction of yourself is most welcome
and appreciated..be pleasant and un-critical ... People do not respond
to the unknown entity.
3. You may think you are smart ..There's lots here smarter than you
accept this. I am not included in that statement
4. For your first 100 or so postings stick to non-contenuous
issues ... allow time to get your feet under the table
5. Postings can sometimes get quite heated.. Do not threaten
anybody..they may well be 3000 miles away and you will look silly
It is permitted to waggle your cursor across their name in a
violent manner.. NEVER EVER bring up a posters partner in any
type of negative way, particularly if they do not post
6. Mickey-taking is here big time.. its just frivolous chat.. Do not
let it get to you ... have fun with it ..
7. We have all ages, religions, sexual orientation and colors here..
accept them all....
8. If you just returned from Disneyland, wait at least three months before informing us that you, your wife and three small children have decided that you just have to move to Flordia and ask for advise on visas.
9. Any thread about immigration, slavery or pool cleaning must include an allegation of racism within 3 pages.
10. If you are conservative, pro-life, or voted for Bush and say so...be ready for the feeding frenzy. You will be ridiculed, gutted, filleted and hung out to dry... of course this may well all change at the speed of light
13. For your viewing pleasure, always have a mega bucket of Popcorn handy
for when the fight starts.
14. Smilies are there for those dummies who can't get words out ...
Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
15. Avoid calling regular posters "Cliquey Tossers that jump on newbies" until you get to know them.
16. Any thread that starts out talking about politics or religion will end up talking about oral sex or masturbation. accept this
17. No Karma Whoring
18. No attention whoring
19. No ugly people that think they are attractive are allowed in the Lounge. Ugly people that acknowledge their lack of beauty are more than welcome.
20. If your post begins with "I know this has been posted before" don't post it... it has been posted before.
21. We know the food is different and you miss your pickled fizzle farts, and we know the censoring of cuss words in movies on TV is annoying, and we know there are a lot of religous nutters here..
22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
23. Mods can be bated to a certain extent, Don't push it.
Do not try this on Admin.
24. We have a photo gallery for your use, Comments will be made
good and bad...live with it.
25. You can have your own blog here, nobody will read it.
26. Premium membership gets rid of all those bleedin Ads ..well worth it
27. Somebody will help you with an avatar ..just ask.
28. If your unsure on anything ASK... We are just like you ..only better
29. Do not post porn in words or pics. Admin will hurt you ..
30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
MM, xx
Apr 25th 2008, 2:28 pm
#157
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,028
Re: AD Piss Up
Time for you all to read my basic forum safety rules
HOW to SURVIVE the LOUNGE..TIO..AND OTHER PLACES (ME)
and be a better person.. 2
1. Look and learn for a week before your first posting
2. For your first posting a introduction of yourself is most welcome
and appreciated..be pleasant and un-critical ... People do not respond
to the unknown entity.
3. You may think you are smart ..There's lots here smarter than you
accept this. I am not included in that statement
4. For your first 100 or so postings stick to non-contenuous
issues ... allow time to get your feet under the table
5. Postings can sometimes get quite heated.. Do not threaten
anybody..they may well be 3000 miles away and you will look silly
It is permitted to waggle your cursor across their name in a
violent manner.. NEVER EVER bring up a posters partner in any
type of negative way, particularly if they do not post
6. Mickey-taking is here big time.. its just frivolous chat.. Do not
let it get to you ... have fun with it ..
7. We have all ages, religions, sexual orientation and colors here..
accept them all....
8. If you just returned from Disneyland, wait at least three months before informing us that you, your wife and three small children have decided that you just have to move to Flordia and ask for advise on visas.
9. Any thread about immigration, slavery or pool cleaning must include an allegation of racism within 3 pages.
10. If you are conservative, pro-life, or voted for Bush and say so...be ready for the feeding frenzy. You will be ridiculed, gutted, filleted and hung out to dry... of course this may well all change at the speed of light
13. For your viewing pleasure, always have a mega bucket of Popcorn handy
for when the fight starts.
14. Smilies are there for those dummies who can't get words out ...
Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
15. Avoid calling regular posters "Cliquey Tossers that jump on newbies" until you get to know them.
16. Any thread that starts out talking about politics or religion will end up talking about oral sex or masturbation. accept this
17. No Karma Whoring
18. No attention whoring
19. No ugly people that think they are attractive are allowed in the Lounge. Ugly people that acknowledge their lack of beauty are more than welcome.
20. If your post begins with "I know this has been posted before" don't post it... it has been posted before.
21. We know the food is different and you miss your pickled fizzle farts, and we know the censoring of cuss words in movies on TV is annoying, and we know there are a lot of religous nutters here..
22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
23. Mods can be bated to a certain extent, Don't push it.
Do not try this on Admin.
24. We have a photo gallery for your use, Comments will be made
good and bad...live with it.
25. You can have your own blog here, nobody will read it.
26. Premium membership gets rid of all those bleedin Ads ..well worth it
27. Somebody will help you with an avatar ..just ask.
28. If your unsure on anything ASK... We are just like you ..only better
29. Do not post porn in words or pics. Admin will hurt you ..
30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
HOW to SURVIVE the LOUNGE..TIO..AND OTHER PLACES (ME)
and be a better person.. 2
1. Look and learn for a week before your first posting
2. For your first posting a introduction of yourself is most welcome
and appreciated..be pleasant and un-critical ... People do not respond
to the unknown entity.
3. You may think you are smart ..There's lots here smarter than you
accept this. I am not included in that statement
4. For your first 100 or so postings stick to non-contenuous
issues ... allow time to get your feet under the table
5. Postings can sometimes get quite heated.. Do not threaten
anybody..they may well be 3000 miles away and you will look silly
It is permitted to waggle your cursor across their name in a
violent manner.. NEVER EVER bring up a posters partner in any
type of negative way, particularly if they do not post
6. Mickey-taking is here big time.. its just frivolous chat.. Do not
let it get to you ... have fun with it ..
7. We have all ages, religions, sexual orientation and colors here..
accept them all....
8. If you just returned from Disneyland, wait at least three months before informing us that you, your wife and three small children have decided that you just have to move to Flordia and ask for advise on visas.
9. Any thread about immigration, slavery or pool cleaning must include an allegation of racism within 3 pages.
10. If you are conservative, pro-life, or voted for Bush and say so...be ready for the feeding frenzy. You will be ridiculed, gutted, filleted and hung out to dry... of course this may well all change at the speed of light
13. For your viewing pleasure, always have a mega bucket of Popcorn handy
for when the fight starts.
14. Smilies are there for those dummies who can't get words out ...
Keep their use to a minimum .. one a week ..is good ..
15. Avoid calling regular posters "Cliquey Tossers that jump on newbies" until you get to know them.
16. Any thread that starts out talking about politics or religion will end up talking about oral sex or masturbation. accept this
17. No Karma Whoring
18. No attention whoring
19. No ugly people that think they are attractive are allowed in the Lounge. Ugly people that acknowledge their lack of beauty are more than welcome.
20. If your post begins with "I know this has been posted before" don't post it... it has been posted before.
21. We know the food is different and you miss your pickled fizzle farts, and we know the censoring of cuss words in movies on TV is annoying, and we know there are a lot of religous nutters here..
22. The discussing of vaginal and anal discharges is not recommended
23. Mods can be bated to a certain extent, Don't push it.
Do not try this on Admin.
24. We have a photo gallery for your use, Comments will be made
good and bad...live with it.
25. You can have your own blog here, nobody will read it.
26. Premium membership gets rid of all those bleedin Ads ..well worth it
27. Somebody will help you with an avatar ..just ask.
28. If your unsure on anything ASK... We are just like you ..only better
29. Do not post porn in words or pics. Admin will hurt you ..
30. Ok ..this is written tongue in cheek and for fun ...but will keep you in the ballpark... happy and safe .....
Shit, I agree not only with a Ray post, but the reasoning behind it......!!!!
Apr 25th 2008, 3:29 pm
#162
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Apr 25th 2008, 3:39 pm
#163
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: By the old canal...
Posts: 7,715
Re: AD Piss Up
As entertaining as the fights are to watch, poor Chris is just trying to arrange a night out.....
Back on thread, please, people????
Back on thread, please, people????
