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The 500 posts self congratulation thread...now with added Q & A section

The 500 posts self congratulation thread...now with added Q & A section

Old Apr 7th 2011, 7:07 am
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Well they said it couldn't be done, or maybe they said they hoped it couldn't be done but....499 inane replies later I find myself composing (misty eyed) post number 500.

Its been a long road to get here, fighting off the indifference of BE members, my own tendency towards laziness and the attention span of a 4 year old, the bright lights of other forums, love in a time of cholera, my battle with leprosy and the oppression of my family in Ivory Coast.

Big shout out to the gross negligence of my company's IT department, your incompetence has allowed me fritter away company time when I should be concentrating on ..well whatever it is you pay me to do..actually I have forgotten.

Anyhow as today is shaping up to be another similarly coma inducing day ..and in the memory of Ethos83 (Papers today confirm that he was the backpacker raped by the troop of baboons in Vietnam) I propose to answer the questions you have been afraid to ask.

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Construction: Anything from design to commercial stuff, including how to bribe properly and get lap dancing on the expenses sheet.

Cities of the ME: Sana'a, Riyadh, Dubai, Doha, Jeddah and now introducing Cairo.

Muslim women: How not to get shot or stoned with your new Habibi

Married women: The art of being used as a piece of meat.


I am suffering for over indulgence while watching United and Chelsea last night, the immaturity levels are unusually high this morning.
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Old Apr 7th 2011, 9:37 am
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Old Apr 7th 2011, 9:45 am
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Way to go, buddy.

Now stop.
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Way to go, buddy.

Now stop.
Can't help myself, its some sort of weird attention seeking behaviour brought on by a hangover/boredom/empty mind..
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Originally Posted by weasel central View Post
Well they said it couldn't be done, or maybe they said they hoped it couldn't be done but....499 inane replies later I find myself composing (misty eyed) post number 500.

Its been a long road to get here, fighting off the indifference of BE members, my own tendency towards laziness and the attention span of a 4 year old, the bright lights of other forums, love in a time of cholera, my battle with leprosy and the oppression of my family in Ivory Coast.

Big shout out to the gross negligence of my company's IT department, your incompetence has allowed me fritter away company time when I should be concentrating on ..well whatever it is you pay me to do..actually I have forgotten.

Anyhow as today is shaping up to be another similarly coma inducing day ..and in the memory of Ethos83 (Papers today confirm that he was the backpacker raped by the troop of baboons in Vietnam) I propose to answer the questions you have been afraid to ask.

Specialist topics:
Construction: Anything from design to commercial stuff, including how to bribe properly and get lap dancing on the expenses sheet.

Cities of the ME: Sana'a, Riyadh, Dubai, Doha, Jeddah and now introducing Cairo.

Muslim women: How not to get shot or stoned with your new Habibi

Married women: The art of being used as a piece of meat.


I am suffering for over indulgence while watching United and Chelsea last night, the immaturity levels are unusually high this morning.
So are the ladies underneath the abyia completely hair free or are there some sneaky hairy pits / back hair under all of that?
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Old Apr 7th 2011, 1:35 pm
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So are the ladies underneath the abyia completely hair free or are there some sneaky hairy pits / back hair under all of that?
hair free and usually completely hair free, no hairy backs encountered so far..but a fairly dedicated removal regime including arms !
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