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Just got in and put the telly on and switched on 300- one for the ladies- 6 pack and rippling thightastic :D:D:D men in pants and capes- what more could a gal want? A cold shower maybe :o

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Historical accuracy?
Money?
Cheesecake?
Intullect and skill?
Hold on...girls don't know what they want ;)

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oh, Kittycat, are you honestly telling me you've deprived yourself of 300 until now?!

There's something about buff, heroic men smiting enemies that plugs into something instinctive in my brain [frisson] :o

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Norm- you are a funny guy, historical accuracy- why would I need that when I have semi naked men? Money- err semi naked men.. cheesecake- vs semi naked buff men...intellect and skill- ( I have those already;)) and you don't think we knoe what we want- put on a pair of tight pants and a cape and we'll see what your wife wants! ( provided you have a killer 6 pack and thighs that could crush things). swooon

Hello Kitty- I know! How have I missed this one? But not to worry I'll be buying the dvd now! :D

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it is based on a comic like.....not sure how accurate you want the comic to be dude.

Good film mind, I never even realised it was your man from Rock'n'ROlla either, although all he does is shout all the way through.

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although you realise most of those six packs are painted on?

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who cares if they are painted on- works for me! well on telly anyway- if a dude has painted on 6 pack in real life I might think he's a bit of a knob!

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...picks up paint tin.

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...puts paint tin back down.

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What were you going to paint Bahtatboy??

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Tusk, tusk, you rude woman.;)

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Who me?:blink: I'm just sat here polishing my halo!

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I saw the spoof of 300 - Meet the Spartans - first. Was somewhat funny with their painted on six-packs ! Still not seen 300 though - it won't be the same.

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Mmmm tis rather good isn't it ;)

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Download Spartacus, Blood and Sand next... a bit like a cross between 300 and Gladiator, but with more sex... far, far more sex. And full front male nude... and glistening bodies, muscles, extreme violence, love, hate and treachery... and Varro... ohhhhh, Varro.

[goes to have that cold shower]

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I tried that the other night...my lady comes home and says "Norm, take off my dress". So I did.

Then she says "remove my bra" So I did.
Then she asks me "take off my stockings"...so I did.
And then she looks me in the eye and speaks "Now I hope this is the last time I come home and find you wearing my clothes"...

Cough cough...

N.

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nowt wrong with a bit of crossdressing- as long as you can walk well in heels and dont wear blue eye shadow! Nothing worse than a bad tranny!

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is there such thing as a good tranny?

did actually see someone in london yesterday that I could have sworn was a tranny... apparently she was just russian

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'course there is: Eddie Izzard.:D