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Bijilo123 Dec 7th 2009 8:48 am

3 am at the sea side!
 
There seems to be a nutcase, a Brit, headed for a spell in the nick.


http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...ceman-1.548112

Blue Cat Dec 7th 2009 8:53 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Bijilo123 (Post 8152586)
There seems to be a nutcase, a Brit, headed for a spell in the nick.


http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...ceman-1.548112

yeah I heard that on the radio this morning :)

TGFKASE Dec 7th 2009 8:53 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Bijilo123 (Post 8152586)
There seems to be a nutcase, a Brit, headed for a spell in the nick.


http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...ceman-1.548112

A gentlemen of Pakistani ethnicity with a UK passport, it would appear...

Autonomy Dec 7th 2009 8:54 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Bijilo123 (Post 8152586)
There seems to be a nutcase, a Brit, headed for a spell in the nick.


http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...ceman-1.548112

not sure why swimming is part of regular police patrols at 3am... *ahem, jilted and set up*

Blue Cat Dec 7th 2009 8:54 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 8152598)
not sure why swimming is part of regular police patrols at 3am... *ahem, jilted and set up*

gay looking for a bit of fun?

Autonomy Dec 7th 2009 8:55 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8152599)
gay looking for a bit of fun?

I am quite happy today thanks! oh....

TGFKASE Dec 7th 2009 8:55 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8152599)
gay looking for a bit of fun?

And where was he carrying his ID badge??

Maybe mistook him for George Michael....

Blue Cat Dec 7th 2009 8:56 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8152606)
And where was he carrying his ID badge??

Maybe mistook him for George Michael....

ha ha ha that is who I was thinking of!!

benzonar Dec 7th 2009 8:59 am

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

In the charge sheet, prosecutors asked the court to implement articles 121 and 356 of the Federal Penal Code. According to article 356, a suspect who molests someone against his/her will faces a temporary punishment which varies between three and 15 years in jail
Temporary punishment? 15 years in jail. :blink::blink:

Also the copper stated he was on duty at the beach, and was in the middle of a swim? Now that is dedication for you, forget catching speeding motorists or burglars, swimming is a much better way to fight crime. Wouldn't be surprised if the beach at 3am is Dubai's answer to Clapham Common and a well known cruising location.

Eva Dec 7th 2009 6:18 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by benzonar (Post 8152611)
Temporary punishment? 15 years in jail. :blink::blink:

Also the copper stated he was on duty at the beach, and was in the middle of a swim? Now that is dedication for you, forget catching speeding motorists or burglars, swimming is a much better way to fight crime. Wouldn't be surprised if the beach at 3am is Dubai's answer to Clapham Common and a well known cruising location.

A veritable 'Agent' provocateur perhaps......

What an abso splendid name that reporter from Gulf News has tho'

Bassam Za'Za':D That's a topper!

seven seas Dec 7th 2009 6:28 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 
And did the officer notice that the accused had taken his trunks off when he tried to swim past in front of him?

Not much of a cop if you let someone get that close to you and grope you...

And I guess someone has to say it:
Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Autonomy Dec 7th 2009 6:35 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 8153713)
And did the officer notice that the accused had taken his trunks off when he tried to swim past in front of him?

Not much of a cop if you let someone get that close to you and grope you...

And I guess someone has to say it:
Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Perhaps the 3am swim *construct* was the only way to explain why the Policeman was almost naked with another man at that time in the morning...

Eva Dec 7th 2009 6:48 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 8153734)
Perhaps the 3am swim *construct* was the only way to explain why the Policeman was almost naked with another man at that time in the morning...

Hmmm very plausible theory Mr Holmes, a fair cop(or should that be bare cop) Guv.....;)

Eva Dec 7th 2009 6:50 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 8153713)
And did the officer notice that the accused had taken his trunks off when he tried to swim past in front of him?

Not much of a cop if you let someone get that close to you and grope you...

And I guess someone has to say it:
Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Handy all the same,somewhere to hang yer towel.Nothing worse than a sandy towel.

Autonomy Dec 7th 2009 7:05 pm

Re: 3 am at the sea side!
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 8153794)
Hmmm very plausible theory Mr Holmes, a fair cop(or should that be bare cop) Guv.....;)

By the looks of things.... a fair cop is not that applicable as a description.....


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