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Apr 14th 2014, 12:52 pm

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Nothing pisses me off more than eating two Christmas dinners.

I asked my mum to visit me one Christmas when I was in London. I got ... "Millhouse, I can't split myself on Christmas like that" ... I think my reply was something like 'well I have for the last 15 fuc king years' On principle, I never visit either on them at Christmas now.

As I got older it became Xmas and NYE at one or the other - Dad always wanted to go on holiday.

Martinique is lovely at Christmas.

Apr 14th 2014, 12:52 pm

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How about eating three Christmas dinners?

With or without Yorkshires?

Apr 14th 2014, 12:53 pm

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Martinique is lovely at Christmas.

She was lovely last weekend, too. She never mentioned you...

Apr 14th 2014, 1:03 pm

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With or without Yorkshires?

I don't know actually, it doesn't generally feature in my Christmas dinner. I would say without, seeing as it is basically a vol au vent for coal miners.

Apr 14th 2014, 1:05 pm

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She was lovely last weekend, too. She never mentioned you...

As is Antigua

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it is basically a vol au vent for coal miners.

I love them.

Apr 14th 2014, 1:19 pm

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Ass is Antigua

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Here's an ass in Antigua and a donkey in Delhi. Hope that helps.

Apr 14th 2014, 1:31 pm

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I don't know actually, it doesn't generally feature in my Christmas dinner. I would say without, seeing as it is basically a vol au vent for coal miners.

Seeing that this thread is about the poor, then I think they should be included given that it's a stable for some.

I've never eaten three Christmas dinners back to back, but I could see it as possible if they were served at 11, 3, and 7. I would opt for the 11am sitting at Dad's (before he got too pissed and abusive), 3pm sitting to be eaten off the ex.step-mother's naked body in her flat and then back to mum's for 7pm just as she collapses into a crying-mascara-down-face mess.

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