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Bud the Wiser Oct 16th 2012 8:52 pm

Re: You know your in the UK when .....
 
You know you're in the UK when.............. you see more people outside a pub smoking than you see inside the pub drinking.

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:07 pm

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Originally Posted by aries (Post 10333753)
I've no idea, I was in hospital when I read it.

when.......you have our Wonderful NHS

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:09 pm

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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 10333463)
You know you're in the UK when the Jobcentre tell you to call their local number instead of the 0845 number on their letters, because their call handling centre has cut the number of staff.

Hire more people, you idiots!

Or send any unskilled migrants to our shores home......we are full......

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Mr Weeze (Post 10333579)
... when you can use the word "fortnight".

As in "My bin only gets collected once a bloody fortnight!"

Ours only needs emptying every fortnight.

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Bud the Wiser (Post 10330020)
You know you're in the UK when......... you watch your groceries pile up after being scanned before you realise no one is going to bag them for you.

AND you dont have your bags searched when you leave a store:ohmy:

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Bud the Wiser (Post 10330047)
You know you're in the UK when......... you forget that it's pay as you go in the pub and you can't run up a tab......... no bad thing.

We can run a tab in pubs near us........and we are not even locals lol....

brits1 Oct 16th 2012 9:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Grayling (Post 10330144)
:rolleyes:
Seen exactly the same thing in many US and Australian airport lounges.......by the locals....not package holiday makers

LOl Perth Airport when the locals are waiting for the Bali flight....seriously those Aussie's really do like to drink...anytime anyplace anywhere lol...

Pit Bull. Oct 16th 2012 10:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Bud the Wiser (Post 10335177)
You know you're in the UK when.............. you see more people outside a pub smoking than you see inside the pub drinking.



Yer right there. :rofl:

Being a none smoker I really laugh at the poor smokers who have to go outside of a pub in the middle of winter to get a fix of their drug addiction and come back in dishevelled and frozen. :rofl::nod:

DaveLovesDee Oct 16th 2012 10:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Pit Bull. (Post 10335256)
Yer right there. :rofl:

Being a none smoker I really laugh at the poor smokers who have to go outside of a pub in the middle of winter to get a fix of their drug addiction and come back in dishevelled and frozen. :rofl::nod:

I'm a non-smoker, and one of the reasons I don't go to pubs is that I don't want to walk through groups of smokers standing in the doorway.

I can't be arsed having to keep asking them to keep the doorway clear.

chris955 Oct 16th 2012 11:42 pm

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I cant say we have experienced groups of smokers outside pub doors, there tend to be smoking areas off to the side somewhere.

chris955 Oct 16th 2012 11:43 pm

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Originally Posted by brits1 (Post 10335195)
Ours only needs emptying every fortnight.

Ours are every week but we could easily go every fortnight. Recycling is every fortnight.

TheArmChairDetective Oct 17th 2012 12:09 am

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Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 10335260)
I'm a non-smoker, and one of the reasons I don't go to pubs is that I don't want to walk through groups of smokers standing in the doorway.

I can't be arsed having to keep asking them to keep the doorway clear.

I too am a non- smoker and agree with you, the smoking area is ALWAYS in front of the entrance door around these parts, most have seating, tables and a marque roof for comfort.
I don't deny that a smoker has as much right as I to go to the pub and visit, but I can't stand having to walk through the smoke to get to the smoke free parts:(

chris955 Oct 17th 2012 4:09 am

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:rofl:

TheArmChairDetective Oct 17th 2012 4:54 am

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Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 10335762)
:rofl:

Yes I always laugh too, with so many pubs closing you would think the trade would cotton on to the fact that people don't want to start an evening out with a lungful of 2nd hand smoke.

Pistolpete2 Oct 17th 2012 5:00 am

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Originally Posted by TheArmChairDetective (Post 10335830)
Yes I always laugh too, with so many pubs closing you would think the trade would cotton on to the fact that people don't want to start an evening out with a lungful of 2nd hand smoke.

It is my understanding that pubs are closing because of:

1. The smoking ban

2. The pressure put on pub tenants in terms of rent and beer price by the Pubcos

3. The availability of cheap beer through supermarkets.


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