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dunroving Oct 18th 2011 7:18 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by sallysimmons (Post 9682118)
It is getting a bit obvious now isn't it.

Mind you, the last time I was home, I had to keep dodging the peeing women in the street. Bloody hazard!

That'll teach you not to walk the city streets after midnight. ;)

Sally Redux Oct 18th 2011 7:21 am

Re: Women Urinating in The Street
 

Originally Posted by Returnee (Post 9681331)
My daughter, who lived in England for a few years and recently returned to Japan, said she was shocked to see so many drunken women peeing in the street in some parts of England. Now, that is something I never saw back in the old days. :frown:

If the wind changes, your face is going to get stuck like that.

Beedubya Oct 18th 2011 7:55 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by sallysimmons (Post 9682118)
It is getting a bit obvious now isn't it.

Mind you, the last time I was home, I had to keep dodging the peeing women in the street. Bloody hazard!


I know!! I have to take my umbrella with me everytime I venture over the doorstep. :lol:

roaringmouse Oct 18th 2011 9:37 pm

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by sallysimmons (Post 9682118)
Mind you, the last time I was home, I had to keep dodging the peeing women in the street. Bloody hazard!

It's either the peeing women in the street, or the kids with knives stabbing everyone - one of those will get you every time in Britain...every day apparently.

Beedubya Oct 18th 2011 10:59 pm

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by roaringmouse (Post 9683324)
It's either the peeing women in the street, or the kids with knives stabbing everyone - one of those will get you every time in Britain...every day apparently.

Every minute of every single day (apparently :ohmy:)............

Lorry1 Oct 19th 2011 12:57 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 9683432)
Every minute of every single day (apparently :ohmy:)............


I got stabbed 10 times when I went back in August, and that was before I had even left the airport! :eek:

sallysimmons Oct 19th 2011 3:39 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by Lorry1 (Post 9683600)
I got stabbed 10 times when I went back in August, and that was before I had even left the airport! :eek:

Only 10 times? You were lucky!

Beedubya Oct 19th 2011 7:57 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by sallysimmons (Post 9683861)
Only 10 times? You were lucky!

Lucky? We had to live in t' shoebox in t' middle of 't road whilst we were getting our stabbings...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lb-2VaJYPw

sallysimmons Oct 19th 2011 8:12 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 9684383)
Lucky? We had to live in t' shoebox in t' middle of 't road whilst we were getting our stabbings...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lb-2VaJYPw

:rofl:

Shoe box??? You had a shoe box???

Beedubya Oct 19th 2011 8:15 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by sallysimmons (Post 9684412)
:rofl:

Shoe box??? You had a shoe box???


Well it wasn't really a shoe box, more like a hole in t' ground. :lol:

Lorry1 Oct 19th 2011 10:24 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 9684383)
Lucky? We had to live in t' shoebox in t' middle of 't road whilst we were getting our stabbings...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lb-2VaJYPw

:rofl: great sketch!

chris955 Oct 19th 2011 10:26 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 
When I was recently in the UK I would carry a Polish immigrant around with me to throw at knife wielding hoodies, it wasn't very PC but very affective.

Lorry1 Oct 19th 2011 11:00 am

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9684662)
When I was recently in the UK I would carry a Polish immigrant around with me to throw at knife wielding hoodies, it wasn't very PC but very affective.

:eek::lol:

Beedubya Oct 19th 2011 5:46 pm

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by Lorry1 (Post 9684659)
:rofl: great sketch!

I have it saved on my faves, I LOVE it. :lol:

Beedubya Oct 19th 2011 5:46 pm

Re: Broken Britain?
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 9684662)
When I was recently in the UK I would carry a Polish immigrant around with me to throw at knife wielding hoodies, it wasn't very PC but very affective.

:rofl:


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