UK - West Midlands Tornado
Aug 9th 2005, 8:49 pm
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UK - West Midlands Tornado
Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
damaged beyond repair.
Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my
bedroom crying, and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly
skin up whilst I was watching Big Brother'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'
sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos
catalogues.
However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy
George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is
most sought after.
Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably),
white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers.
Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi
Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas.
Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening Cider and
Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on,
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an
original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to
burn the vehicle out and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just
got back from Kavos.
(The tornado struck on 28/07/05 -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ds/4725279.stm
Keith, Bristol, UK
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'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
damaged beyond repair.
Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my
bedroom crying, and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly
skin up whilst I was watching Big Brother'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'
sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos
catalogues.
However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy
George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is
most sought after.
Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably),
white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers.
Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi
Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas.
Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightening Cider and
Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on,
£2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an
original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to
burn the vehicle out and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just
got back from Kavos.
(The tornado struck on 28/07/05 -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ds/4725279.stm
Keith, Bristol, UK
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Aug 9th 2005, 9:23 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
...
... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
... damage.
...
... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
... damaged beyond repair.
... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
...
... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
I'm hoping this is a typo.
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
...
... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
... damage.
...
... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
... damaged beyond repair.
... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
...
... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
I'm hoping this is a typo.
Aug 9th 2005, 9:26 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this :
>
> ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
> ...
> ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
> ... damage.
> ...
> ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
> ... damaged beyond repair.
> ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
> ...
> ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
> ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
>
> I'm hoping this is a typo.
Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
Chardonnay-Leigh?)
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> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like this :
>
> ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
> ...
> ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
> ... damage.
> ...
> ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
> ... damaged beyond repair.
> ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
> ...
> ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
> ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
>
> I'm hoping this is a typo.
Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
Chardonnay-Leigh?)
--
David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
pictures at http://homepage.mac.com/davidhornecomposer
Aug 9th 2005, 9:34 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:26:33 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
[email protected] (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
prestwich tesco) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... > On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
... > they looked like this :
... >
... > ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
... > ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
... > ...
... > ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
... > ... damage.
... > ...
... > ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
... > ... damaged beyond repair.
... > ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
... > ...
... > ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
... > ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
... >
... > I'm hoping this is a typo.
...
... Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
... Chardonnay-Leigh?)
I have seen worse.
Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
[email protected] (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
prestwich tesco) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... > On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
... > they looked like this :
... >
... > ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
... > ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
... > ...
... > ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
... > ... damage.
... > ...
... > ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
... > ... damaged beyond repair.
... > ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
... > ...
... > ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
... > ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
... >
... > I'm hoping this is a typo.
...
... Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
... Chardonnay-Leigh?)
I have seen worse.
Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
Aug 9th 2005, 9:35 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:26:33 +0100, [email protected]
(chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco)
wrote:
>Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
>> they looked like this :
>>
>> ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
>> ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
>> ...
>> ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
>> ... damage.
>> ...
>> ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
>> ... damaged beyond repair.
>> ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
>> ...
>> ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
>> ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
>>
>> I'm hoping this is a typo.
>Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
>Chardonnay-Leigh?)
and not "Lidl Asda Beaujolais Primeur"? :-)
--
Martin
(chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco)
wrote:
>Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
>> they looked like this :
>>
>> ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
>> ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
>> ...
>> ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
>> ... damage.
>> ...
>> ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
>> ... damaged beyond repair.
>> ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
>> ...
>> ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
>> ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
>>
>> I'm hoping this is a typo.
>Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
>Chardonnay-Leigh?)
and not "Lidl Asda Beaujolais Primeur"? :-)
--
Martin
Aug 9th 2005, 9:39 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:26:33 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
>[email protected] (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
>prestwich tesco) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... > On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
> ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> ... > they looked like this :
> ... >
> ... > ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> ... > ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
> ... > ... damage.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
> ... > ... damaged beyond repair.
> ... > ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
> ... > ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
> ... >
> ... > I'm hoping this is a typo.
> ...
> ... Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
> ... Chardonnay-Leigh?)
>I have seen worse.
>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
because?
--
Martin
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:26:33 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
>[email protected] (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and
>prestwich tesco) arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... > On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 09:49:51 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
> ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> ... > they looked like this :
> ... >
> ... > ... Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> ... > ... 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of
> ... > ... damage.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were
> ... > ... damaged beyond repair.
> ... > ... Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Many locals were woken before their Giros arrived.
> ... > ... One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said
> ... >
> ... > I'm hoping this is a typo.
> ...
> ... Uh.... you thought the rest of it was serious? (Kid called
> ... Chardonnay-Leigh?)
>I have seen worse.
>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
because?
--
Martin
Aug 9th 2005, 9:59 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>because?
Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
Keith, Bristol, UK
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>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>because?
Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
Keith, Bristol, UK
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Aug 9th 2005, 10:07 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>because?
>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
or her family?
or Hull
TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
1 Hull
2 Cumbernauld
3 Morecambe
4 Hythe
5 Winchester
6 Liverpool
7 St Andrews
8 Bexhill-on-Sea
9 Basingstoke
10 Hackney
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
LOL
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Martin
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>because?
>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
or her family?
or Hull
TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
1 Hull
2 Cumbernauld
3 Morecambe
4 Hythe
5 Winchester
6 Liverpool
7 St Andrews
8 Bexhill-on-Sea
9 Basingstoke
10 Hackney
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
LOL
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Martin
Aug 9th 2005, 10:34 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
(Martin) wrote:
> *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
> *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:07:11 +0200
>
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
> >>
> >>because?
> >
> >Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> or her family?
> or Hull
>
> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
> 1 Hull
> 2 Cumbernauld
> 3 Morecambe
> 4 Hythe
> 5 Winchester
> 6 Liverpool
> 7 St Andrews
> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
> 9 Basingstoke
> 10 Hackney
That was a slightly pointless though not unentertaining programme
IMHO...not nearly granular enough to enable anyone to really make a
decision on whether or not to move/buy somewhere.
----------------------------------------------
The poster formerly known as [email protected].
My new email address is that one, with the first digit of years in the
current century placed after the first word.
(Martin) wrote:
> *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
> *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:07:11 +0200
>
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
> >>
> >>because?
> >
> >Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> or her family?
> or Hull
>
> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
> 1 Hull
> 2 Cumbernauld
> 3 Morecambe
> 4 Hythe
> 5 Winchester
> 6 Liverpool
> 7 St Andrews
> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
> 9 Basingstoke
> 10 Hackney
That was a slightly pointless though not unentertaining programme
IMHO...not nearly granular enough to enable anyone to really make a
decision on whether or not to move/buy somewhere.
----------------------------------------------
The poster formerly known as [email protected].
My new email address is that one, with the first digit of years in the
current century placed after the first word.
Aug 9th 2005, 10:37 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:07:11 +0200, Martin wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>>because?
>>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> or her family?
> or Hull
>
> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
> 1 Hull
> 2 Cumbernauld
> 3 Morecambe
> 4 Hythe
> 5 Winchester
> 6 Liverpool
> 7 St Andrews
> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
> 9 Basingstoke
> 10 Hackney
>
> http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
>
> http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>
>>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>
> LOL
Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
--
Tim C.
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>>because?
>>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> or her family?
> or Hull
>
> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
> 1 Hull
> 2 Cumbernauld
> 3 Morecambe
> 4 Hythe
> 5 Winchester
> 6 Liverpool
> 7 St Andrews
> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
> 9 Basingstoke
> 10 Hackney
>
> http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
>
> http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>
>>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>
> LOL
Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
--
Tim C.
Aug 9th 2005, 10:44 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
... >
... >because?
...
... Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
...
... http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
The day where Martin will understand anything will dawn... in some five billion years. LOL
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
... >
... >because?
...
... Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
...
... http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
The day where Martin will understand anything will dawn... in some five billion years. LOL
Aug 9th 2005, 10:47 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:37:02 +0200, Tim Challenger
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:07:11 +0200, Martin wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>>>because?
>>>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
>> or her family?
>> or Hull
>>
>> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
>> 1 Hull
>> 2 Cumbernauld
>> 3 Morecambe
>> 4 Hythe
>> 5 Winchester
>> 6 Liverpool
>> 7 St Andrews
>> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
>> 9 Basingstoke
>> 10 Hackney
>>
>> http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
>>
>> http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>>
>>>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>>
>> LOL
>Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
Bracknell was a nice place when I worked there :-)
--
Martin
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:07:11 +0200, Martin wrote:
>> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, Keith Anderson
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
>>>>because?
>>>Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
>> or her family?
>> or Hull
>>
>> TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
>> 1 Hull
>> 2 Cumbernauld
>> 3 Morecambe
>> 4 Hythe
>> 5 Winchester
>> 6 Liverpool
>> 7 St Andrews
>> 8 Bexhill-on-Sea
>> 9 Basingstoke
>> 10 Hackney
>>
>> http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.p...ticle&sid=1233
>>
>> http://www.idler.co.uk/archives/?page_id=107
>>
>>>http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>>
>> LOL
>Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
Bracknell was a nice place when I worked there :-)
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Aug 9th 2005, 10:49 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
In article <1123670104.3d0f73f809293fed5f1eb0b6c88f8354@teran ews>,
[email protected] (Tim Challenger) wrote:
> > TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
>
> Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
Because the joke's getting tired? ;)
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[email protected] (Tim Challenger) wrote:
> > TEN 'WORST TOWNS'
>
> Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
Because the joke's getting tired? ;)
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Aug 9th 2005, 10:49 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:44:36 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
> ... >
> ... >because?
> ...
> ... Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> ...
> ... http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>The day where Martin will understand anything will dawn... in some five billion years. LOL
The day Magda understands sarcasm is yet to come.
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>On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:59:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:39:54 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:34:54 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >>Anyway, the mother of four should be 12, not 15.
> ... >
> ... >because?
> ...
> ... Perhaps Magda was thinking of Essex Mums:
> ...
> ... http://www.thejokefactory.org/JF_pictures/Pictures_by_date/2002/06_June_02/Essex%20Mum's.gif
>The day where Martin will understand anything will dawn... in some five billion years. LOL
The day Magda understands sarcasm is yet to come.
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Aug 9th 2005, 10:50 pm
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Re: UK - West Midlands Tornado
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
(Martin) wrote:
> *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
> *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:47:48 +0200
>
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:37:02 +0200, Tim Challenger
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
>
> Bracknell was a nice place when I worked there :-)
Was that cause and effect or mere coincidence?
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(Martin) wrote:
> *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
> *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:47:48 +0200
>
> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:37:02 +0200, Tim Challenger
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Why isn't Bracknell on that list?
>
> Bracknell was a nice place when I worked there :-)
Was that cause and effect or mere coincidence?
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