Evelyn marries a micro penis

Reef Fish <[email protected]> wrote:

    >You're absolutely spot on about "mrtravel"!
    >Here at least he is spewing ignorance from his little willie on
    >USENET guidelines of which he is not supposed to be "expert" and
    >is obviously ignant.
    >But as "mrtravel", he claims to be an expert on TRAVEL matters,
    >especially about airlines. I've just reduce the size of his
    >micro-penis a bit more when he tried to mouth off about how much
    >Delta gets paid by CO, for CO to put me on Delta, EVERY TIME I
    >use CO FFMs for freebie flights, when CO has flights on the
    >same route. :-)

I've narrowed down "mrtravel's" problems to one or all of the
following:

1 - Lack of self-esteem over his troubled past

(being raised in an orphanage, abandoned by his parents probably due
to his behavioral problems and being a monster child, being in trouble
with the law since he was very young, having to import his women from
Eastern Europe because he can't find any at home, having to constantly
show off on usenet, harassing and stalking usenet posters for decades,
etc.)

2 - Mental illness, and

3 - illegal drug use

    >He and Greg Morrow should team up with EvelynVogtGamble the
    >toothless Divemanque, and they be "THREE trolls who pass in
    >the night", a luverly TRIO, instead of "Greg and Evelyn,
    >two trolls who pass in the night" -- immortalized by
    >a thread in the google archives.
    >-- Bob.

There was a time when Greggie used to go after Evelyn with gusto. He
used to give the old spinster a run for her Social Security money.
Now I think they kind of like each other. ;-)

I think we need to set toothless Evelyn up on a date with
micro-penised "mrtravel". Maybe if he actually goes out with a
"California girl" <snort> he won't have to import his women from the
former Soviet Block any more.

The One-and-only Handelmaniac

I actually understand this better than Tillman's psychobabel.CH