The Italian Wedding Night...
Sep 17th 2006, 4:23 am
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The Italian Wedding Night...
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But
mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of
you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama,
Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go
upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs,
and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and
on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran
downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But
mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of
you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama,
Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go
upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother.
"Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs,
and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and
on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran
downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
Sep 17th 2006, 11:29 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> Sophie just got married,
Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
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> Sophie just got married,
Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
--
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usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
Sep 17th 2006, 6:18 pm
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Re:morrow Wedding Night...
Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
"David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de
news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Sophie just got married,
> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> --
> David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
> usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
> http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
"David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de
news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Sophie just got married,
> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> --
> David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
> usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
> http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
Sep 18th 2006, 4:14 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
David Horne wrote:
> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Sophie just got married,
> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
--
Best
Greg
> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Sophie just got married,
> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
--
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Greg
Sep 18th 2006, 4:16 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>David Horne wrote:
>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Sophie just got married,
>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
They amused me.
--
Martin
<[email protected]> wrote:
>David Horne wrote:
>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Sophie just got married,
>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
They amused me.
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Martin
Sep 18th 2006, 4:19 am
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Re: Re:morrow Wedding Night...
gRunge wrote:
> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you. Aren't
you sad?
--
Best
Greg
> "David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
> deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message
de
> news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
> > Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Sophie just got married,
> >
> > Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> > --
> > David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
> > usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
> > http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you. Aren't
you sad?
--
Best
Greg
> "David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
> deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message
de
> news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
> > Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Sophie just got married,
> >
> > Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> > --
> > David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
> > usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
> > http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
Sep 18th 2006, 4:21 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >David Horne wrote:
> >
> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >>
> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> >
> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
> They amused me.
It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
--
Best
Greg
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >David Horne wrote:
> >
> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >>
> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> >
> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
> They amused me.
It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
--
Best
Greg
Sep 18th 2006, 4:27 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:21:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Martin wrote:
>> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >David Horne wrote:
>> >
>> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Sophie just got married,
>> >>
>> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>> >
>> >
>> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>> They amused me.
>It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
>resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
Mixi seems to have writers block both here and in his blog.
His website has just had it's zillionth hit thanks to his profile in
Wikipedia. Well done Mixi the drinks are on you!
--
Martin
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Martin wrote:
>> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >David Horne wrote:
>> >
>> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Sophie just got married,
>> >>
>> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>> >
>> >
>> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>> They amused me.
>It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
>resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
Mixi seems to have writers block both here and in his blog.
His website has just had it's zillionth hit thanks to his profile in
Wikipedia. Well done Mixi the drinks are on you!
--
Martin
Sep 18th 2006, 4:32 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:21:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >Martin wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >David Horne wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >> >>
> >> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while...
:-)
> >>
> >> They amused me.
> >
> >
> >It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
> >resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
> Mixi seems to have writers block both here and in his blog.
> His website has just had it's zillionth hit thanks to his profile in
> Wikipedia. Well done Mixi the drinks are on you!
Huzzahs for the democratic world - wide electronic village...!!!
--
Best
Greg
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:21:02 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >Martin wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >David Horne wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >> >>
> >> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while...
:-)
> >>
> >> They amused me.
> >
> >
> >It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
> >resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
> Mixi seems to have writers block both here and in his blog.
> His website has just had it's zillionth hit thanks to his profile in
> Wikipedia. Well done Mixi the drinks are on you!
Huzzahs for the democratic world - wide electronic village...!!!
--
Best
Greg
Sep 18th 2006, 4:45 am
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Re: morrow Wedding Night...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:19:05 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>gRunge wrote:
>> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
>> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
>David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you. Aren't
>you sad?
O.......Morrow has more than ONE guy partner!!!!!
<[email protected]> wrote:
>gRunge wrote:
>> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
>> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
>David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you. Aren't
>you sad?
O.......Morrow has more than ONE guy partner!!!!!
Sep 18th 2006, 4:46 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:16:38 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>>David Horne wrote:
>>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> > Sophie just got married,
>>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>>I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>They amused me.
Sure.....all goats like simple (but stupid) jokes!
>On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>>David Horne wrote:
>>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> > Sophie just got married,
>>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>>I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>They amused me.
Sure.....all goats like simple (but stupid) jokes!
Sep 18th 2006, 5:30 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
> resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
> --
> Best
> Greg
Greg, I thought that joke was good. Here's another one.
An Englishman is driving through Italy. He sees a pretty girl hitching
a lift. He stops for her, and she asks if he's going to Rome. He says
he is, and she gets in the car. JUst then a huge man emerges from
behind a bush, and holds a gun to the Englishman's head.
"Do as I say or I shoot!" he shouts.
"OK! OK!" stutters the Brit. "What do you want me to do?"
"Get your cock out" says the Italian guy (improbably).
"I can't!"
"I'll shoot!" (waves gun menacingly)
"OK! OK! Now what?"
"Have a wank!"
"I can't in front of this lady!"
"Just do it!" (He cocks the gun)
"OK! OK!" (He does as he is told)
"Again! Again!"
This goes on five more times.
"Have another wank!" says the Italian guy.
"I can't. I'm all done. You'll have to shoot me." says the Englishman.
"OK. Now you can drive my sister to Rome"
> It was a slow weekend on rte...and of course for "jokes" we always can
> resort to reading gRunge's or CathyL's posts...
> --
> Best
> Greg
Greg, I thought that joke was good. Here's another one.
An Englishman is driving through Italy. He sees a pretty girl hitching
a lift. He stops for her, and she asks if he's going to Rome. He says
he is, and she gets in the car. JUst then a huge man emerges from
behind a bush, and holds a gun to the Englishman's head.
"Do as I say or I shoot!" he shouts.
"OK! OK!" stutters the Brit. "What do you want me to do?"
"Get your cock out" says the Italian guy (improbably).
"I can't!"
"I'll shoot!" (waves gun menacingly)
"OK! OK! Now what?"
"Have a wank!"
"I can't in front of this lady!"
"Just do it!" (He cocks the gun)
"OK! OK!" (He does as he is told)
"Again! Again!"
This goes on five more times.
"Have another wank!" says the Italian guy.
"I can't. I'm all done. You'll have to shoot me." says the Englishman.
"OK. Now you can drive my sister to Rome"
Sep 18th 2006, 6:40 am
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Re: The Italian Wedding Night...
Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >David Horne wrote:
> >
> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >>
> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> >
> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>
> They amused me.
That was the problem then! :)
--
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usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
> On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 16:14:23 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >David Horne wrote:
> >
> >> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Sophie just got married,
> >>
> >> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> >
> >
> >I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
>
> They amused me.
That was the problem then! :)
--
David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
Sep 18th 2006, 7:24 am
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Lol you're the one telling us !
there are no friends on internet, you perv
.
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
le message de news: [email protected] et...
> gRunge wrote:
>> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
>> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
> David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you.
> Aren't
> you sad?
> --
> Best
> Greg
>> "David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
>> deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message
> de
>> news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
>> > Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Sophie just got married,
>> >
>> > Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>> >
>> > --
>> > David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
>> > usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
>> > http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
>
there are no friends on internet, you perv
.
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
le message de news: [email protected] et...
> gRunge wrote:
>> Noo it is exactly what people wanted, judging by some reactions
>> Why call him greg, much too nice for him.
> David and I are on friendly terms, gRunge. OTOH *no* one likes you.
> Aren't
> you sad?
> --
> Best
> Greg
>> "David Horne, _the_ chancellor of the royal duchy of city south and
>> deansgate" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message
> de
>> news: 1hlu3zx.1k30mf71gyxmubN%this_address_is_for_spam@y ahoo.co.uk...
>> > Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Sophie just got married,
>> >
>> > Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
>> >
>> > --
>> > David Horne- http://www.davidhorne.net
>> > usenet (at) davidhorne (dot) co (dot) uk
>> > http://www.davidhorne.net/pictures.html http://soundjunction.org
>
Sep 18th 2006, 7:25 am
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morrow Wedding Night...
at last, no one reads them except martin
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
le message de news: [email protected]. net...
> David Horne wrote:
>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Sophie just got married,
>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
le message de news: [email protected]. net...
> David Horne wrote:
>> Gregory Morrow <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > Sophie just got married,
>> Jeez Greg, this is getting annoying. :(
> I'm not posting any more jokes (bad or otherwise) for a long while... :-)
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
