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Old Sep 16th 2006, 8:04 pm
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He has been nursed by a Bud Light drinker

"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
    > On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
    > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
    > they looked like
    > this:
    > ...
    > ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even
    > INVENTED...
    > So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed
    > by silicone
    > breasts when you were a baby...
    >
 
Old Sep 16th 2006, 8:05 pm
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Default vogtgamble the italian breast specialist.

And she goes on and on and on and on .... as long as it is off topic.

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le
message de news: [email protected]...
    > Magda wrote:
    >> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
    >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    >> this:
    >> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
    >> in ... message
    >> news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
    >> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
    >> ... >
    >> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
    >> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
    >> ... >
    >> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
    >> you try
    >> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
    >> ... >
    >> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
    >> ... > beautiful
    >> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
    >> the ... > couch,
    >> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
    >> ... >
    >> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
    >> Without
    >> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
    >> ... >
    >> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
    >> know?"
    >> ... >
    >> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
    >> ... ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
    >> breasts. The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    >> american!!!
    > And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic group!
    > (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her offspring's chosen
    > betrothed?)
    >
 
Old Sep 16th 2006, 8:06 pm
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G�nial !
et on s'en fout royalement, d�sol�.

"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
    > On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:52:56 -0700, in rec.travel.europe,
    > "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
    > ...
    > ... And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
    > ... group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
    > ... offspring's chosen betrothed?)
    > I have a friend who was "chosen" by her mother-in-law. They met in a train
    > when my friend
    > was 17; the lady thought the girl would be perfect for her then 21-year
    > old son, invited
    > my friend to go and visit them in Scotland - insisted, even - and... how
    > right she was!
    > Boy & girl met, got married three years later, have been married for some
    > 36 years and
    > counting!
    >
 
Old Sep 17th 2006, 2:48 am
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On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:03:39 +0200, "Runge" <[email protected]>
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    >hahaha very funny moron
Can old dirty sexuale frustrated goats be funny????
 
Old Sep 17th 2006, 8:42 am
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:26:13 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
    ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    >this:
    > ...
    > ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
    >So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
    >breasts when you were a baby...

LOL
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Martin
 
Old Sep 17th 2006, 8:44 am
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On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 22:42:22 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:26:13 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
    >><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    >>this:
    >> ...
    >> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
    >>So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
    >>breasts when you were a baby...
    >LOL
Superrrrrrr.....our sexual frustrated goat can write a three letter
word! His IQ is growing!
 
Old Sep 18th 2006, 2:40 am
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:25:07 GMT, Frank Clarke
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    ><[email protected]. net>

    >>Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
    >>Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
    >Right. Designed and produced for the US market...
    >(change Arabic number to Roman numeral to email)

I would disagree about Sofia Loren and the Pirelli calendar. They are
both very popular in Italy.
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