The Italian Mother...
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Re: The Italian Mother...
He has been nursed by a Bud Light drinker
"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
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> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like
> this:
> ...
> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even
> INVENTED...
> So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed
> by silicone
> breasts when you were a baby...
>
"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> they looked like
> this:
> ...
> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even
> INVENTED...
> So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed
> by silicone
> breasts when you were a baby...
>
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vogtgamble the italian breast specialist.
And she goes on and on and on and on .... as long as it is off topic.
"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le
message de news: [email protected]...
> Magda wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>> this:
>> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
>> in ... message
>> news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
>> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> ... >
>> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
>> ... >
>> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
>> you try
>> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> ... >
>> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> ... > beautiful
>> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
>> the ... > couch,
>> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
>> ... >
>> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
>> Without
>> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> ... >
>> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
>> know?"
>> ... >
>> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>> ... ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
>> breasts. The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>> american!!!
> And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic group!
> (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her offspring's chosen
> betrothed?)
>
"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le
message de news: [email protected]...
> Magda wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>> this:
>> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
>> in ... message
>> news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
>> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> ... >
>> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
>> ... >
>> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
>> you try
>> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> ... >
>> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> ... > beautiful
>> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
>> the ... > couch,
>> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
>> ... >
>> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
>> Without
>> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> ... >
>> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
>> know?"
>> ... >
>> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>> ... ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
>> breasts. The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>> american!!!
> And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic group!
> (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her offspring's chosen
> betrothed?)
>
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Re: The Italian Mother...
G�nial !
et on s'en fout royalement, d�sol�.
"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
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> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:52:56 -0700, in rec.travel.europe,
> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ...
> ... And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
> ... group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
> ... offspring's chosen betrothed?)
> I have a friend who was "chosen" by her mother-in-law. They met in a train
> when my friend
> was 17; the lady thought the girl would be perfect for her then 21-year
> old son, invited
> my friend to go and visit them in Scotland - insisted, even - and... how
> right she was!
> Boy & girl met, got married three years later, have been married for some
> 36 years and
> counting!
>
et on s'en fout royalement, d�sol�.
"Magda" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:52:56 -0700, in rec.travel.europe,
> "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ...
> ... And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
> ... group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
> ... offspring's chosen betrothed?)
> I have a friend who was "chosen" by her mother-in-law. They met in a train
> when my friend
> was 17; the lady thought the girl would be perfect for her then 21-year
> old son, invited
> my friend to go and visit them in Scotland - insisted, even - and... how
> right she was!
> Boy & girl met, got married three years later, have been married for some
> 36 years and
> counting!
>
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Re: morrow's poor Italian Mother...
On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:03:39 +0200, "Runge" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>hahaha very funny moron
Can old dirty sexuale frustrated goats be funny????
wrote:
>hahaha very funny moron
Can old dirty sexuale frustrated goats be funny????
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Re: The Italian Mother...
On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:26:13 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this:
> ...
> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
>So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
>breasts when you were a baby...
LOL
--
Martin
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this:
> ...
> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
>So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
>breasts when you were a baby...
LOL
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Martin
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On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 22:42:22 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:26:13 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
>><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>>this:
>> ...
>> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
>>So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
>>breasts when you were a baby...
>LOL
Superrrrrrr.....our sexual frustrated goat can write a three letter
word! His IQ is growing!
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:26:13 +0200, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
>>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
>><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>>this:
>> ...
>> ... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
>>So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
>>breasts when you were a baby...
>LOL
Superrrrrrr.....our sexual frustrated goat can write a three letter
word! His IQ is growing!
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Re: The Italian Mother...
On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:25:07 GMT, Frank Clarke
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> wrote:
><[email protected]. net>
>>Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
>>Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
>Right. Designed and produced for the US market...
>(change Arabic number to Roman numeral to email)
I would disagree about Sofia Loren and the Pirelli calendar. They are
both very popular in Italy.
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<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> wrote:
><[email protected]. net>
>>Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
>>Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
>Right. Designed and produced for the US market...
>(change Arabic number to Roman numeral to email)
I would disagree about Sofia Loren and the Pirelli calendar. They are
both very popular in Italy.
--
Barbara Vaughan
My email address is my first initial followed by my surname at libero dot it
I answer travel questions only in the newsgroup