The Italian Mother...
Sep 15th 2006, 3:15 pm
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The Italian Mother...
THE ITALIAN MOTHER
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.
He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry
Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the couch,
after which they all chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
</>
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.
He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry
Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the couch,
after which they all chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
</>
Sep 15th 2006, 5:22 pm
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"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> and guess which one I'm going to marry
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful
> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> couch,
> after which they all chat for a while.
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> and guess which one I'm going to marry
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful
> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> couch,
> after which they all chat for a while.
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
Sep 15th 2006, 8:41 pm
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On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
... >
... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
... > in love and that he is going to get married.
... >
... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
... >
... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
... > beautiful
... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
... > couch,
... > after which they all chat for a while.
... >
... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
... >
... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
... >
... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
...
... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
... >
... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
... > in love and that he is going to get married.
... >
... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
... >
... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
... > beautiful
... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
... > couch,
... > after which they all chat for a while.
... >
... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
... >
... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
... >
... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
...
... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
Sep 16th 2006, 1:21 am
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Billzz wrote:
> "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> >
> > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> > in love and that he is going to get married.
> >
> > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
try
> > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> >
> > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> > beautiful
> > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> > couch,
> > after which they all chat for a while.
> >
> > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> >
> > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> >
> > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
No, the old joke was that she was the one named "Magda"...
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Greg
> "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> >
> > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> > in love and that he is going to get married.
> >
> > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
try
> > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> >
> > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> > beautiful
> > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> > couch,
> > after which they all chat for a while.
> >
> > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> >
> > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> >
> > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
No, the old joke was that she was the one named "Magda"...
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Greg
Sep 16th 2006, 1:31 am
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Magda wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
in
> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> ... >
> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
> ... >
> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
you try
> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> ... >
> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> ... > beautiful
> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
the
> ... > couch,
> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
> ... >
> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
Without
> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> ... >
> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
know?"
> ... >
> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> ...
> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
breasts.
> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
--
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Greg
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
in
> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> ... >
> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
> ... >
> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
you try
> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> ... >
> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> ... > beautiful
> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
the
> ... > couch,
> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
> ... >
> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
Without
> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> ... >
> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
know?"
> ... >
> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> ...
> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
breasts.
> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
--
Best
Greg
Sep 16th 2006, 1:49 am
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Re: The Italian Mother...
On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
...
... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
...
... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
Sep 16th 2006, 3:10 am
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Magda writhes:
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
they looked like
> this:
> ...
> ... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> ... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
> Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
--
Best
Greg
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
they looked like
> this:
> ...
> ... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> ... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
> Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
--
Best
Greg
Sep 16th 2006, 3:25 am
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
<[email protected] et>
>Magda wrote:
>> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
>Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
>Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
Right. Designed and produced for the US market...
(change Arabic number to Roman numeral to email)
<[email protected]> wrote:
<[email protected] et>
>Magda wrote:
>> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
>Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
>Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
Right. Designed and produced for the US market...
(change Arabic number to Roman numeral to email)
Sep 16th 2006, 3:25 am
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"Billzz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
>> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> in love and that he is going to get married.
>> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
>> try
>> and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> beautiful
>> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
>> couch,
>> after which they all chat for a while.
>> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
>> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
>> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
The version I heard has the mother as Jewish. The variations, though, must
be close to endless.
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> "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
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>> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> in love and that he is going to get married.
>> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you
>> try
>> and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> beautiful
>> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
>> couch,
>> after which they all chat for a while.
>> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
>> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
>> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
The version I heard has the mother as Jewish. The variations, though, must
be close to endless.
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>
Sep 16th 2006, 3:29 am
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"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> Magda wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> this:
>> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
> in
>> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
>> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> ... >
>> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
>> ... >
>> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
> you try
>> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> ... >
>> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> ... > beautiful
>> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
> the
>> ... > couch,
>> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
>> ... >
>> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
> Without
>> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> ... >
>> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
> know?"
>> ... >
>> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>> ...
>> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
> breasts.
>> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
> Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
May well be, but big breasts are not that common in Northern Italy. The
three donne named here are from the south. Must have something to do with
peppery olive oil. :-)
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> Best
> Greg
>
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> Magda wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
>> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> this:
>> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote
> in
>> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
>> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
>> ... >
>> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
>> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
>> ... >
>> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and
> you try
>> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
>> ... >
>> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
>> ... > beautiful
>> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on
> the
>> ... > couch,
>> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
>> ... >
>> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
> Without
>> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
>> ... >
>> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly
> know?"
>> ... >
>> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
>> ...
>> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest
> breasts.
>> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
> Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
May well be, but big breasts are not that common in Northern Italy. The
three donne named here are from the south. Must have something to do with
peppery olive oil. :-)
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> --
> Best
> Greg
>
Sep 16th 2006, 4:26 am
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:10:54 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
...
... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
breasts when you were a baby...
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this:
...
... Honey, these girls were around before silly - cone was even INVENTED...
So, you are older than silicone?! I was thinking that you had been nursed by silicone
breasts when you were a baby...
Sep 16th 2006, 5:52 am
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Magda wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> ... >
> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
> ... >
> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> ... >
> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> ... > beautiful
> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> ... > couch,
> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
> ... >
> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> ... >
> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> ... >
> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> ...
> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
>
> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
>
And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
offspring's chosen betrothed?)
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:22:43 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "Billzz"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... "Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in
> ... message news:j%[email protected] ink.net...
> ... > THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> ... >
> ... > A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> ... > in love and that he is going to get married.
> ... >
> ... > He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> ... > and guess which one I'm going to marry
> ... >
> ... > Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> ... > beautiful
> ... > women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> ... > couch,
> ... > after which they all chat for a while.
> ... >
> ... > He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> ... > hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> ... >
> ... > "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> ... >
> ... > The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> ...
> ... I thought the old joke was that she was the one with the biggest breasts.
>
> The Italian are NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT american!!!
>
And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
offspring's chosen betrothed?)
Sep 16th 2006, 5:56 am
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Magda wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> this:
>
> ...
> ... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> ... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
>
> Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
But is that because Italian women have no interest in
improving their appearance, or simply that they are more
frequently well-endowed by nature? (It's a genetic thing,
after all.)
>
> On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:31:27 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> this:
>
> ...
> ... Is Italia not the land of Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, Claudia
> ... Cardinale...and the Pirelli Calender...???
>
> Italy is certainly NOT the land of silicone implants...
But is that because Italian women have no interest in
improving their appearance, or simply that they are more
frequently well-endowed by nature? (It's a genetic thing,
after all.)
>
Sep 16th 2006, 6:38 am
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On Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:52:56 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
...
... And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
... group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
... offspring's chosen betrothed?)
I have a friend who was "chosen" by her mother-in-law. They met in a train when my friend
was 17; the lady thought the girl would be perfect for her then 21-year old son, invited
my friend to go and visit them in Scotland - insisted, even - and... how right she was!
Boy & girl met, got married three years later, have been married for some 36 years and
counting!
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
...
... And the joke might as easily be told about almost any ethnic
... group! (Point of information: does ANY mother "like" her
... offspring's chosen betrothed?)
I have a friend who was "chosen" by her mother-in-law. They met in a train when my friend
was 17; the lady thought the girl would be perfect for her then 21-year old son, invited
my friend to go and visit them in Scotland - insisted, even - and... how right she was!
Boy & girl met, got married three years later, have been married for some 36 years and
counting!
Sep 16th 2006, 8:03 pm
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hahaha very funny moron
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
le message de news: j%[email protected] et...
> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> and guess which one I'm going to marry
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful
> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> couch,
> after which they all chat for a while.
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
> </>
>
"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans
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> THE ITALIAN MOTHER
> A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
> in love and that he is going to get married.
> He says,"Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women, and you try
> and guess which one I'm going to marry
> Reluctantly, his mother agrees. So the next day, he brings three
> beautiful
> women into the house, introduces them, and then settles them on the
> couch,
> after which they all chat for a while.
> He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." Without
> hesitation, she replies, "The one on the right."
> "That's amazing, Ma!! You're right!!!! How could you possibly know?"
> The mother replies, "I don't like her."
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