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gRunge Might Get A Date...
Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Published: August 15, 2006 Filed at 4:15 p.m. ET "THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) -- Single male (red hair, long arms, interests include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species. Zookeepers in the Netherlands are planning to hook up Dutch and Indonesian orangutans over the Internet and believe the link could at some stage be used as an online dating service where apes could get to know one another and keepers could work out whether they would be compatible mates. First things first: A romantic dinner for two. ''We are going to set up an Internet connection between Indonesia and Apeldoorn so that the apes can see each other and, by means of pressing a button, be able to give one another food, for example,'' said Anouk Ballot, a spokeswoman for the Apenheul ape park in the central Dutch city of Apeldoorn. She said the chance of two orangutans actually mating as a result of the online interaction was small due to the problem of transporting them between the Netherlands and Indonesia. ''But I wouldn't rule it out completely,'' she told The Associated Press. Ballot said the primary aim of the computer link between Apenheul and an orangutan center on the Indonesian part of Borneo was to raise public awareness of the apes and their plight. Activists say that the spread of palm oil plantations, coupled with logging, especially on Malaysian and Indonesian territories on Borneo island, is threatening animals such as wild orangutans with extinction by chewing up their native jungle habitat. Ballot said that, in the past, captive orangutans separated by a wall have communicated with one another via a mirror placed in front of the two enclosures. Using Web cams and computer screens is an extension of that, she said. She stressed that only orangutans who show a natural interest and aptitude will take part. The Apenheul park has 13 orangutans among its collection of apes. There is still work to be done to set up the Internet connection. ''We need to find ape-proof cables and screens,'' Ballot said, adding that the zoo hopes to have the orangutans online by the end of this year or early 2007. So next time you run into someone in a chatroom and think ''what a baboon,'' think twice: it just might be." </> |
Re: gRunge Might Get A Date...
On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:46:40 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote: >Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans >By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS >Published: August 15, 2006 >Filed at 4:15 p.m. ET >"THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) -- Single male (red hair, long arms, interests >include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance >relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species. >Zookeepers in the Netherlands are planning to hook up Dutch and Indonesian >orangutans over the Internet and believe the link could at some stage be >used as an online dating service where apes could get to know one another >and keepers could work out whether they would be compatible mates. >First things first: A romantic dinner for two. Mixi meet Jacqueline? -- Martin |
morrow + martin have met
the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh...
"Martin" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news: [email protected]... > On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:46:40 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" > <[email protected]> wrote: >>Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans >>By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS >>Published: August 15, 2006 >>Filed at 4:15 p.m. ET >>"THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) -- Single male (red hair, long arms, >>interests >>include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance >>relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species. >>Zookeepers in the Netherlands are planning to hook up Dutch and Indonesian >>orangutans over the Internet and believe the link could at some stage be >>used as an online dating service where apes could get to know one another >>and keepers could work out whether they would be compatible mates. >>First things first: A romantic dinner for two. > Mixi meet Jacqueline? > -- > Martin > |
Re: morrow + martin have met
gRunge
> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... -- Best Greg > "Martin" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news: > [email protected]... > > On Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:46:40 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" > > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > >> > >> > >>Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans > >> > >>By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS > >>Published: August 15, 2006 > >>Filed at 4:15 p.m. ET > >> > >>"THE HAGUE, Netherlands (AP) -- Single male (red hair, long arms, > >>interests > >>include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance > >>relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species. > >> > >>Zookeepers in the Netherlands are planning to hook up Dutch and Indonesian > >>orangutans over the Internet and believe the link could at some stage be > >>used as an online dating service where apes could get to know one another > >>and keepers could work out whether they would be compatible mates. > >> > >>First things first: A romantic dinner for two. > > > > Mixi meet Jacqueline? > > -- > > > > Martin > > |
Re: morrow + martin have met
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote: >gRunge >> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... gRunt and gRunge? >STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. -- Martin |
Re: morrow + martin have met
"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]... > Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. Glad you guys had a couple of big hits! http://www.risa.co.uk/sla/song.php?songid=12154 http://www.sheetmusicwarehouse.co.uk...s.php?ref=4800 Ian |
Re: morrow + martin have met
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:01:15 +0100, "Ian F."
<[email protected]> wrote: >"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message >news:[email protected].. . >> Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. >Glad you guys had a couple of big hits! >http://www.risa.co.uk/sla/song.php?songid=12154 LOL a case of mistaken identity. >http://www.sheetmusicwarehouse.co.uk...s.php?ref=4800 >Ian -- Martin |
Re: morrow + martin have met
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:16 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" ><[email protected]> wrote: >>gRunge >>> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... >gRunt and gRunge? >>STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... >Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. Can someone invents a filter that completely wipes Morrow and his little slave Martin from this NG? |
Re: morrow + martin have met
"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]... > LOL a case of mistaken identity. I actually knew Geoff Morrow, Dave Martin and Chris Arnold quite well from my days as a theatrical agent back in the 70s. Great songwriters. Ian |
Re: morrow + martin have met
Martin wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" > <[email protected]> wrote: > > > >gRunge > > > >> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... > gRunt and gRunge? > > > > > >STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... > Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. Our scientists at CERN are busily working on it... :-) -- Best Greg |
Mon Petit Choux Jacqueline (WAS: morrow + martin have met
<Jacqueline> writhed:
> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:16 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote: > >On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" > ><[email protected]> wrote: > > > >> > >>gRunge > >> > >>> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... > > > >gRunt and gRunge? > > > > > >> > >> > >>STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... > > > >Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. > Can someone invents a filter that completely wipes Morrow and his > little slave Martin from this NG? "Come heeeeeere, Jacqueline luv......I want to squeeeeeze you, my little beach plum...!!!"... -- Best Greg |
Re: Mon Petit Choux Jacqueline (WAS: morrow + martin have met
Gregory Morrow wrote:
> <Jacqueline> writhed: > > On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:16 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > >On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" > > ><[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > >> > > >>gRunge > > >> > > >>> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... > > > > > >gRunt and gRunge? > > > > > > > > >> > > >> > > >>STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting > messy... > > > > > >Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. > > > > Can someone invents a filter that completely wipes Morrow and his > > little slave Martin from this NG? > "Come heeeeeere, Jacqueline luv......I want to squeeeeeze you, my little > beach plum...!!!"... > > -- > Best > Greg Choux fleur ! |
Re: morrow + martin have met
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:15:58 +0200, Jacqueline <> wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:16 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote: >>On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" >><[email protected]> wrote: >>>gRunge >>>> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... >>gRunt and gRunge? >>>STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting messy... >>Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. >Can someone invents a filter that completely wipes Morrow and his >little slave Martin from this NG? Any idiot can. Don't they teach you anything in Delft? -- Martin |
Re: Mon Petit Choux Jacqueline (WAS: morrow + martin have met
On 16 Aug 2006 06:24:03 -0700, "Leffe" <[email protected]>
wrote: >Gregory Morrow wrote: >> <Jacqueline> writhed: >> > On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:16 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote: >> > >> > >On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" >> > ><[email protected]> wrote: >> > > >> > >> >> > >>gRunge >> > >> >> > >>> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... >> > > >> > >gRunt and gRunge? >> > > >> > > >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting >> messy... >> > > >> > >Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. >> > >> > Can someone invents a filter that completely wipes Morrow and his >> > little slave Martin from this NG? >> "Come heeeeeere, Jacqueline luv......I want to squeeeeeze you, my little >> beach plum...!!!"... Peach plums Morrow? Don't be disgusting >Choux fleur ! or a Dirty Harry feel alike? http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006370740,00.html -- Martin |
Re: morrow + martin have met
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:08:33 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote: >Martin wrote: >> On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:58:16 GMT, "Gregory Morrow" >> <[email protected]> wrote: >> > >> >gRunge >> > >> >> the 2 cretins splash over the group like bullsh... >> gRunt and gRunge? >> > >> > >> >STOP throwing faeces and bananas, gRunge, your computer is getting >messy... >> Explain to the gRunt how kill files work. >Our scientists at CERN are busily working on it... :-) Brain implants or a humane killer? -- Martin |
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