Great grandmother pregnant with twins
Nov 13th 2004, 5:37 am
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Re: Great grandmother pregnant with twins
"Rune Børsjø" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:21:09 GMT, "Carol Ann"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
>>Damn........what
>>happened??
> I'm guessing you were too busy changing diapers :-)
Changing diapers while she was pregnant?
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> On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:21:09 GMT, "Carol Ann"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
>>Damn........what
>>happened??
> I'm guessing you were too busy changing diapers :-)
Changing diapers while she was pregnant?
Nov 13th 2004, 5:39 am
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Re: Great grandmother pregnant with twins
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 12:37:01 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, "Resasoned Insanity"
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... "Rune Børsjø" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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... > On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:21:09 GMT, "Carol Ann"
... > <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... >>I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
... >>Damn........what
... >>happened??
... >
... > I'm guessing you were too busy changing diapers :-)
...
... Changing diapers while she was pregnant?
No, the previous kids' diapers.
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... "Rune Børsjø" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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... > On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 23:21:09 GMT, "Carol Ann"
... > <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... >>I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
... >>Damn........what
... >>happened??
... >
... > I'm guessing you were too busy changing diapers :-)
...
... Changing diapers while she was pregnant?
No, the previous kids' diapers.
Nov 13th 2004, 10:06 pm
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Carol Ann wrote:
>> The most amazing thing is she's still bonking at nearly 60, I'm
>> 35 and and hardly have the energy anymore....go her
>> Andrea
> I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
Are you now in your fifth month?
> Damn........what happened??
You must be very strange people. I'm probably older'n your
grandparents and get more than I want. And, no, I don't take no
pills, blue or any other color. Fifty-nine is a sweet young thing t'me!
Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
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Carol Ann wrote:
>> The most amazing thing is she's still bonking at nearly 60, I'm
>> 35 and and hardly have the energy anymore....go her
>> Andrea
> I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
Are you now in your fifth month?
> Damn........what happened??
You must be very strange people. I'm probably older'n your
grandparents and get more than I want. And, no, I don't take no
pills, blue or any other color. Fifty-nine is a sweet young thing t'me!
Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
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Nov 13th 2004, 10:13 pm
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Rune Børsjø wrote:
> Do you have to be 18 to legally have sex?
In the USA, it depends upon the political division where one chooses
to have sex. In one it's legal if you're younger than 18 but older
than a legislated age and in the next division you go to jail. If you
take her across the border, the Mann Act can get you for transporting
for "immoral" purposes. Usually, if you're 18 or older, the law takes
no position on your sex life unless you're gay, in which case extreme
care must be taken in some places, or engage in sexual activities
that some might consider to be in some way "unspeakable" and,
therefore, undefined.
> Or give birth?
In the USA, there's no minimum legal age for giving birth.
> And if so, how are those under 18 punished?
In the USA, most are sentenced to lives of misery and poverty for
themselves and malnutrition, ignorance, and crime for their children
if they live long enough to experience those things. The price is
extremely high. It's likely to get even higher during the next four
years of godfreak rule. The numbers of girls so sentenced is also
likely to increase because of the godfreaks' aversion to birth
control to prevent abortions that they oppose and taxes to support
the underage mothers and their unaborted pregnancies that resulted in
babies who would not have been born were the godfreaks not so averse
to abortions necessitated by their aversion to birth control.
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> Do you have to be 18 to legally have sex?
In the USA, it depends upon the political division where one chooses
to have sex. In one it's legal if you're younger than 18 but older
than a legislated age and in the next division you go to jail. If you
take her across the border, the Mann Act can get you for transporting
for "immoral" purposes. Usually, if you're 18 or older, the law takes
no position on your sex life unless you're gay, in which case extreme
care must be taken in some places, or engage in sexual activities
that some might consider to be in some way "unspeakable" and,
therefore, undefined.
> Or give birth?
In the USA, there's no minimum legal age for giving birth.
> And if so, how are those under 18 punished?
In the USA, most are sentenced to lives of misery and poverty for
themselves and malnutrition, ignorance, and crime for their children
if they live long enough to experience those things. The price is
extremely high. It's likely to get even higher during the next four
years of godfreak rule. The numbers of girls so sentenced is also
likely to increase because of the godfreaks' aversion to birth
control to prevent abortions that they oppose and taxes to support
the underage mothers and their unaborted pregnancies that resulted in
babies who would not have been born were the godfreaks not so averse
to abortions necessitated by their aversion to birth control.
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Nov 14th 2004, 12:18 am
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> Carol Ann wrote:
>>> The most amazing thing is she's still bonking at nearly 60, I'm
>>> 35 and and hardly have the energy anymore....go her
>>> Andrea
>> I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
> Are you now in your fifth month?
No, my daughter is 7 months old now! LOL!
>> Damn........what happened??
> You must be very strange people. I'm probably older'n your
> grandparents and get more than I want. And, no, I don't take no
> pills, blue or any other color. Fifty-nine is a sweet young thing t'me!
> Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
> 79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
> occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
Well, to be fair, we don't live together. We ARE together but just not
during the sleeping and waking hours. I just couldn't handle the snoring
during the cosleeping.
These hours are 'primetime' bonking hours. ;-)
Oh, this is WTMI.....LOL!!!
>>> The most amazing thing is she's still bonking at nearly 60, I'm
>>> 35 and and hardly have the energy anymore....go her
>>> Andrea
>> I'm 40 and haven't "bonked" since I was 4 months pregnant.
> Are you now in your fifth month?
No, my daughter is 7 months old now! LOL!
>> Damn........what happened??
> You must be very strange people. I'm probably older'n your
> grandparents and get more than I want. And, no, I don't take no
> pills, blue or any other color. Fifty-nine is a sweet young thing t'me!
> Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
> 79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
> occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
Well, to be fair, we don't live together. We ARE together but just not
during the sleeping and waking hours. I just couldn't handle the snoring
during the cosleeping.
These hours are 'primetime' bonking hours. ;-)
Oh, this is WTMI.....LOL!!!
Nov 14th 2004, 5:33 am
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Patrick Lee Humphrey <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "Raptor514" <[email protected]> writes:
>
> >So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and then---you
> >end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>
> >Talk about messing with your head. . .
>
> In large families, that's not all that uncommon -- my father is 22 years
> older than his yougest sister, so I have an aunt seven years older than me. I
> married the youngest daughter whose other five siblings were spread over 16
> years before her, so I have a sister-in-law who's three years younger than my
> mother, and my late father-in-law (who died in 1991) was born two weeks before
> my maternal grandfather -- and oldest SIL has a son, my nephew, who is nine
> months younger than me.
Don't forget to mention that where you come from,inter-marriage
amongst family members is quite common; brothers, sisters,cousins,
grandmothers,ect.., it's just one big "happy" family.
> "Raptor514" <[email protected]> writes:
>
> >So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and then---you
> >end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>
> >Talk about messing with your head. . .
>
> In large families, that's not all that uncommon -- my father is 22 years
> older than his yougest sister, so I have an aunt seven years older than me. I
> married the youngest daughter whose other five siblings were spread over 16
> years before her, so I have a sister-in-law who's three years younger than my
> mother, and my late father-in-law (who died in 1991) was born two weeks before
> my maternal grandfather -- and oldest SIL has a son, my nephew, who is nine
> months younger than me.
Don't forget to mention that where you come from,inter-marriage
amongst family members is quite common; brothers, sisters,cousins,
grandmothers,ect.., it's just one big "happy" family.
Nov 14th 2004, 6:32 am
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Icono Clast wrote:
> Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
> 79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
> occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
I hope they had condoms in 'your day' aids and VD aren't ageist.
Andrea
> Earlier this year I was with three women, ranging in age from 57 to
> 79, in one week for the first time in my life. Two in a day was
> occasional in my youth but that was a long time ago.
I hope they had condoms in 'your day' aids and VD aren't ageist.
Andrea
Nov 14th 2004, 10:18 pm
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"Patrick Lee Humphrey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Raptor514" <[email protected]> writes:
>>So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and
>>then---you
>>end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>>Talk about messing with your head. . .
> In large families, that's not all that uncommon -- my father is 22 years
> older than his yougest sister, so I have an aunt seven years older than
> me. I
> married the youngest daughter whose other five siblings were spread over
> 16
> years before her, so I have a sister-in-law who's three years younger than
> my
> mother, and my late father-in-law (who died in 1991) was born two weeks
> before
> my maternal grandfather -- and oldest SIL has a son, my nephew, who is
> nine
> months younger than me.
Why does this get me humming, "I'm my own grandpaw"?
Jenrose
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> "Raptor514" <[email protected]> writes:
>>So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and
>>then---you
>>end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>>Talk about messing with your head. . .
> In large families, that's not all that uncommon -- my father is 22 years
> older than his yougest sister, so I have an aunt seven years older than
> me. I
> married the youngest daughter whose other five siblings were spread over
> 16
> years before her, so I have a sister-in-law who's three years younger than
> my
> mother, and my late father-in-law (who died in 1991) was born two weeks
> before
> my maternal grandfather -- and oldest SIL has a son, my nephew, who is
> nine
> months younger than me.
Why does this get me humming, "I'm my own grandpaw"?
Jenrose
Nov 16th 2004, 8:59 am
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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 05:16:09 GMT, "Raptor514"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and then---you
>end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>Talk about messing with your head. . .
Indeed.
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<[email protected]> wrote:
>So, let's say your a ten-year old great-grandkid of this lady and then---you
>end up with two great-grand aunts who are ten years YOUNGER than you are.
>Talk about messing with your head. . .
Indeed.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
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Nov 16th 2004, 10:41 am
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Re: Great grandmother pregnant with twins
He's right - people who have large families often have them over many
years. For example, my husband's grandmother was the youngest of
children, and her oldest sib was 25 years older than her. I do
genealogy as a hobby, and in past generations you see the pattern very
strongly dictated by reproductive biology and breastfeeding - they
popped kids out every 2 years or so, and so if they started when they
were 18, they were still having babies wat 38 when they were grandmas.
My mother's mother was the oldest of her mother's 10 children - and
thus, my mom grew up with aunts who were very close to her in age.
And on the other hand, my widowed grandfather remarried later in life
(funny thing how people rarely complain about MEN who choose to have
kids when they are older), and had a second family. My "uncle" Dave is
8 years younger than me.
No biggie. Just the stuff that happens while we're all making other
plans!
Mary G.
years. For example, my husband's grandmother was the youngest of
children, and her oldest sib was 25 years older than her. I do
genealogy as a hobby, and in past generations you see the pattern very
strongly dictated by reproductive biology and breastfeeding - they
popped kids out every 2 years or so, and so if they started when they
were 18, they were still having babies wat 38 when they were grandmas.
My mother's mother was the oldest of her mother's 10 children - and
thus, my mom grew up with aunts who were very close to her in age.
And on the other hand, my widowed grandfather remarried later in life
(funny thing how people rarely complain about MEN who choose to have
kids when they are older), and had a second family. My "uncle" Dave is
8 years younger than me.
No biggie. Just the stuff that happens while we're all making other
plans!
Mary G.
