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Old Aug 12th 2005, 1:49 am
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Martin
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http://www.venganza.org/

" You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
pirates and global temperature."
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Martin
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 2:37 am
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DaveJ
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"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > http://www.venganza.org/
    > " You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    > hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    > shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    > have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    > average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    > there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    > pirates and global temperature."
    > --
    > Martin

Shrinking number of Pirates? .....eBay.?
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 2:47 am
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barney2
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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
(Martin) wrote:

    > *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
    > *Date:* Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:49:22 +0200
    >
    > http://www.venganza.org/
    >
    > " You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    > hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    > shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    > have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    > average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    > there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    > pirates and global temperature."
    > --
    > Martin


Wonderful! T-shirt available at http://www.cafepress.com/venganza.26147371
- placing my order now!

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The poster formerly known as [email protected].
My new email address is that one, with the first digit of years in the
current century placed after the first word.
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 3:50 am
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Martin
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On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 09:47:31 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

    >In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
    >(Martin) wrote:
    >> *From:* Martin <[email protected]>
    >> *Date:* Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:49:22 +0200
    >>
    >> http://www.venganza.org/
    >>
    >> " You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    >> hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    >> shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    >> have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    >> average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    >> there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    >> pirates and global temperature."
    >> --
    >> Martin
    >Wonderful! T-shirt available at http://www.cafepress.com/venganza.26147371
    >- placing my order now!

Wait until Earl gets back and finds there's none left in his size ...
again.
--
Martin
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 6:32 am
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Ken
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On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:49:22 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

    >http://www.venganza.org/
    >" You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    >hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    >shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    >have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    >average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    >there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    >pirates and global temperature."

Where's the graph? I thought there were rather a lot of pirates still
in some parts of the world.

And, so we can check that the theory is correct, what does it predict?
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 7:18 am
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Martin
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On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:32:42 +0100, Ken <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:49:22 +0200, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>http://www.venganza.org/
    >>" You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    >>hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    >>shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    >>have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    >>average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    >>there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    >>pirates and global temperature."
    >Where's the graph? I thought there were rather a lot of pirates still
    >in some parts of the world.
    >And, so we can check that the theory is correct, what does it predict?

At http://www.venganza.org/
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Old Aug 12th 2005, 9:16 am
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Yaofeng
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Martin wrote:
    > http://www.venganza.org/
    > " You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    > hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    > shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    > have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    > average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    > there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    > pirates and global temperature."
    > --
    > Martin

A scientist is doing an experiment on a frog which responds to voice
command. Jump! The frog did jump. He cut of one of its hind legs.
Jump! The frog jumped with one hind leg. He then cut off its other
legs to find the frog jumped until its has no limbs left.

So he concluded, "Upon losing all of its limbs, the frog also loses its
hearing."
 
Old Aug 12th 2005, 8:02 pm
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Runge
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Oh thank you martin
so good of you

"Martin" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
    > http://www.venganza.org/
    > " You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes,
    > hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the
    > shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I
    > have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the
    > average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see,
    > there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between
    > pirates and global temperature."
    > --
    > Martin
 

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