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Old Jan 11th 2005, 10:44 am
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 23:21:28 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
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    >On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:14:07 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Frayed Morgues
    ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    >this :
    > ... On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:11:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > ... wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:38:41 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, gatts
    > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... >
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    > ... > ... Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    > ... >
    > ... >Oh, now it's called "love" ? Interesting...
    > ...
    > ... Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.
    >
    >Again... "love" ?!?

A mere illusion that one person is irreplaceable.
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Old Jan 11th 2005, 10:56 am
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:14:07 GMT, Deep Frayed Morgues
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

    >On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:11:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >>On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:38:41 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, gatts
    >><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> ...
    >> ... Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    >> ... Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    >>Oh, now it's called "love" ? Interesting...
    >Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.

You mean it can rent you a reasonable facsimile.

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Old Jan 11th 2005, 11:53 am
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"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:14:07 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Frayed
    > Morgues
    > <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so
    > they looked like
    > this :
    > ... On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:11:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > ... wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:38:41 -0600, in rec.travel.europe, gatts
    > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
    > they looked like this :
    > ... >
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    > ... > ... Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    > ... >
    > ... >Oh, now it's called "love" ? Interesting...

Yes. Now, and for the past several centuries.

    > ...
    > ... Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.
    > Again... "love" ?!?

Yes. Look it up in any decent dictionary. Based
on your ignorance of basic vocabulary, I suspect
that you haven't used a dictionary in quite some
time. Based on your abrasive and annoying personality,
I suspect that you haven't been laid in quite some
time, either.
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 11:53 am
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"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:25:28 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
    > <[email protected]> arranged
    > some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> ...I can still understand who haven't.
    > I can't.

Master of the obvious, aren't you?
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 11:53 am
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"Mxsmanic" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > gatts writes:
    >> Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    >> Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    > It's not a matter of finding pretty women, it's a matter of them finding
    > you. If they aren't where you are, they'll probably never be where
    > you'll be.


Like the Magda troll, Mrs. Maniac is master of the obvious.
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 12:22 pm
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Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

    >I overcame my upbringing, it was full of useless things.

I'm biting my tongue.

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Old Jan 11th 2005, 3:58 pm
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"Padraig Breathnach" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >I overcame my upbringing, it was full of useless things.
    > I'm biting my tongue.

I bit mine so hard its still bleeding
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 4:00 pm
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"Mxsmanic" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > gatts writes:
    > > Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    > > Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    > It's not a matter of finding pretty women, it's a matter of them finding
    > you. If they aren't where you are, they'll probably never be where
    > you'll be.

The world is full of beauty that cannot be seen by the blind or by those who
simply choose not to look.
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 4:01 pm
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"Roger (B)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > "gatts" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > | Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    > | Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    > In the U.S....
    > Well east coast girls are hip
    > I really dig those styles they wear
    > And the southern girls with the way they talk
    > They knock me out when I'm down there
    > The mid-west farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
    > And the northern girls with the way they kiss
    > They keep their boyfriends warm at night
    > The west coast has the sunshine
    > And the girls all get so tanned
    > I dig a French bikini on Hawaii island
    > Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
    > I been all around this great big world
    > And I seen all kinds of girls
    > Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
    > Back to the cutest girls in the world
    > I wish they all could be California
    > I wish they all could be California
    > I wish they all could be California girls
    > ["California Girls" by The Beach Boys]
    > [R]

That was the america that was.
These days the beautiful girls hide behind two silicone bags.
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 4:16 pm
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Deep Frayed Morgues writes:

    > Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.

If you have enough money, you don't need love.

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Old Jan 11th 2005, 4:17 pm
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Miss L. Toe writes:

    > The world is full of beauty that cannot be seen by the blind or by those who
    > simply choose not to look.

It's full of ugliness that meets the same criteria, too.

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Old Jan 11th 2005, 5:24 pm
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On 2005-01-12 00:41:03 +0100, "Roger \(B\)" <[email protected]> said:

    > "gatts" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > | Just for fun - where are the hotspots for love?
    > | Where are the prettiest women - all that stuff.
    >
    > In the U.S....
    > Well east coast girls are hip
    > I really dig those styles they wear
    > ["California Girls" by The Beach Boys]
    > [R]

I've been to the east, I've been to the west
But the girls I like the most are those that come undressed

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Old Jan 11th 2005, 8:34 pm
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:53:17 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "No Spam" <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :


... > Again... "love" ?!?
...
... Yes. Look it up in any decent dictionary. Based
... on your ignorance of basic vocabulary, I suspect
... that you haven't used a dictionary in quite some
... time. Based on your abrasive and annoying personality,
... I suspect that you haven't been laid in quite some
... time, either.

Coming from a no-name, no-personality biped (point to be verified), I consider that a
compliment.
 
Old Jan 11th 2005, 10:47 pm
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    >>>Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.
    >>You mean it can rent you a reasonable facsimile.

nitram wrote:
    > Do you mean an inflatable doll?

You RENT those?!?
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Old Jan 11th 2005, 11:32 pm
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Icono Clast <[email protected]> wrote:

    >>>>Money can't buy you love, but it can rent you some for a while.
    >>>You mean it can rent you a reasonable facsimile.
    >nitram wrote:
    >> Do you mean an inflatable doll?
    >You RENT those?!?
Do you buy yours?

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