Free passports!

Old Oct 13th 2004, 8:20 am
Gerald Oliver Swift
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Default Free passports!

Yes dear reader, courtesy of HM British government, you too can now claim
your free British passport providing that you are either:-

a) a British citizen over the (gainfully employable) age of 75

b) either a fluent Pashto or Farsi speaker willing (?!) to work as a
translator in Brussels (only Afghani citizens need apply)

c) are an Iraqi citizen with Olympic organisational skills

d) are of South African nationality and have a surname that rhymes with Dudd

e) can kick a football for more than 45 minutes

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