Eurovision
 

Ukraine.... hehe or Romania

Re: Eurovision
 

On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania

well, not:

http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html



Keith, Bristol, UK

Re: Eurovision
 

On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:00:34 +0100, Keith Anderson <[email protected]> wrote:

>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>
>well, not:
>
>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html

Imagine if they win :-)
--

Martin

Re: Eurovision spam
 

Imagine if you could shut up, stay in front of your TV and put off the comp

"Martin" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
> On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:00:34 +0100, Keith Anderson <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>>
>>well, not:
>>
>>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>
> Imagine if they win :-)
> --
>
> Martin
>

Re: Eurovision
 

On 12 May, 23:16, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Sat, 12 May 2007 22:00:34 +0100, Keith Anderson <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> >wrote:
>
> >>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>
> >well, not:
>
> >http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>
> Imagine if they win :-)
> --
>
> Martin

it was worse than that.......Serbia

Re: Eurovision
 

Keith Anderson wrote:
> On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>
>
> well, not:
>
> http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>
>
>
> Keith, Bristol, UK

Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
leading investments by the EU in Molvania.

T.

Re: Eurovision
 

On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:20:19 +0200, Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:

>Keith Anderson wrote:
>> On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>>
>>
>> well, not:
>>
>> http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>>
>>
>>
>> Keith, Bristol, UK
>
>Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
>Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
>obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
>the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
>specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
>cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
>leading investments by the EU in Molvania.

and salted nuts or something to suck on?

"Flying The Flag (For You)

This is your captain speaking; I’d like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision
flight
The duration will be 3 minutes exactly – now sit back, relax and enjoy the
flight

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Duty free madam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you

London to Berlin
All the way from Paris to Tallinn
Helsinki on to Prague
Don’t matter where we are – yeah yeah ye-ah

Flying high in Amsterdam
Why don’t you catch us if you can
Now we’re cruising in the sky
And we’re singing it for you

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Some salted nuts sir?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like a complimentary drink with your meal sir?
We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you…

Ladies & Gentlemen, your exits are located here – here and here
To fasten your seatbelt Insert the fitting
To use the life vest, slip it over your head
Pull firmly on the red cord and blow into the mouthpiece…..

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Yes we’re flying
Take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?
We’re flying the flag all over the world
Yes we’re flying
Take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you…"
--

Martin

Re: Eurovision
 

Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:

> Keith Anderson wrote:
> > On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
> >
> >
> > well, not:
> >
> > http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
> >
> >
> >
> > Keith, Bristol, UK
>
> Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
> Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
> obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
> the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
> specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
> cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
> leading investments by the EU in Molvania.

Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
physics, or some such, but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
such is the state of the Moldovan economy.

She does look good in a little uniform, though...

B;


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Re: Eurovision
 

On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:25:27 +0200, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett) wrote:

>Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Keith Anderson wrote:
>> > On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>> >
>> >
>> > well, not:
>> >
>> > http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Keith, Bristol, UK
>>
>> Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
>> Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
>> obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
>> the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
>> specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
>> cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
>> leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
>
>Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
>physics, or some such,

There is a job for her in NL, they are advertising for 56 nuclear physicists.
Not sure if it's for cleaning toilets or building a nuclear power station in
France.
Job for Mixi?

>but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
>such is the state of the Moldovan economy.

She'd be stacking supermarket shelves in UK.

>
>She does look good in a little uniform, though...

... and even better without it?
--

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Re: martin spammer # 1
 

Notice once again...martin trying desesperately to lenghthen an OT thread.
Take a look at one of the numerous OT threads and you will find martin as
the last poster (and myself pointing it out)


"Martin" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
> On Sun, 13 May 2007 11:25:27 +0200, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett)
> wrote:
>
>>Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Keith Anderson wrote:
>>> > On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>>> > wrote:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > well, not:
>>> >
>>> > http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Keith, Bristol, UK
>>>
>>> Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
>>> Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
>>> obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
>>> the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
>>> specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
>>> cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
>>> leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
>>
>>Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
>>physics, or some such,
>
> There is a job for her in NL, they are advertising for 56 nuclear
> physicists.
> Not sure if it's for cleaning toilets or building a nuclear power station
> in
> France.
> Job for Mixi?
>
>>but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
>>such is the state of the Moldovan economy.
>
> She'd be stacking supermarket shelves in UK.
>
>>
>>She does look good in a little uniform, though...
>
> ... and even better without it?
> --
>
> Martin
>

Re: Eurovision
 

Mister Bartlett wrote:
> Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Keith Anderson wrote:
>>
>>>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>>>
>>>
>>>well, not:
>>>
>>>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Keith, Bristol, UK
>>
>>Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
>>Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
>>obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
>>the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
>>specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
>>cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
>>leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
>
>
> Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
> physics, or some such, but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
> such is the state of the Moldovan economy.
>
> She does look good in a little uniform, though...
>
> B;
>
>
Please do not confuse Molvania with Moldova. One of the worst insults in
the Molvanian language is to say to someone "you Moldovan, you!",
comparable with the insults the Slovenians throw at the Slavonians, and
the Scottish at the English.


BTW on a more serious note, I hear that the Moldovan contestants had to
pay their own costs to get to Helsinki, and would only get any backing
from Moldova TV if they made it into the Top 10.

T.

Re: Eurovision
 

On 13 May, 13:12, Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mister Bartlett wrote:
> > Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>Keith Anderson wrote:
>
> >>>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> >>>wrote:
>
> >>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>
> >>>well, not:
>
> >>>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>
> >>>Keith, Bristol, UK
>
> >>Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
> >>Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
> >>obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
> >>the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
> >>specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
> >>cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
> >>leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
>
> > Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
> > physics, or some such, but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
> > such is the state of the Moldovan economy.
>
> > She does look good in a little uniform, though...
>
> > B;
>
> Please do not confuse Molvania with Moldova. One of the worst insults in
> the Molvanian language is to say to someone "you Moldovan, you!",
> comparable with the insults the Slovenians throw at the Slavonians, and
> the Scottish at the English.
>
> BTW on a more serious note, I hear that the Moldovan contestants had to
> pay their own costs to get to Helsinki, and would only get any backing
> from Moldova TV if they made it into the Top 10.
>
> T.

perhaps we could have a wip round to make them desist......

Re: Eurovision
 

Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:

> Mister Bartlett wrote:
> > Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Keith Anderson wrote:
> >>
> >>>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>well, not:
> >>>
> >>>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Keith, Bristol, UK
> >>
> >>Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
> >>Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
> >>obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
> >>the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
> >>specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
> >>cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
> >>leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
> >
> >
> > Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
> > physics, or some such, but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
> > such is the state of the Moldovan economy.
> >
> > She does look good in a little uniform, though...
> >
> > B;
> >
> >
> Please do not confuse Molvania with Moldova.

Doohh!!! <adjusts spectacles>

B;

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Re: Eurovision
 

Keith Anderson:
> On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>
> well, not:
> http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html

It's a shame Elbonia didn't make it to the finals!

--
Erick

Re: Eurovision
 

Make credence recognised that on Sun, 13 May 2007 13:56:47 +0200,
[email protected] (Mister Bartlett) has scripted:

>Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Mister Bartlett wrote:
>> > Tom Peel <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >>Keith Anderson wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>On 12 May 2007 13:56:48 -0700, Përshëndetje <[email protected]>
>> >>>wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>>Ukraine.... hehe or Romania
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>well, not:
>> >>>
>> >>>http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Keith, Bristol, UK
>> >>
>> >>Ryanair is now offering flights from Stansted to the recently opened
>> >>Ekojasti International Airport, which serves the capital of Molvania,
>> >>obviating the need for the 14 hour bus and donkey ride from Istanbul to
>> >>the Molvanian border. Ekojasti International Airport, built last year
>> >>specially to fly the Molvanian Eurovision Song contest winners home at a
>> >>cost of 2 billion Euros plus kickbacks, has been hailed as one of the
>> >>leading investments by the EU in Molvania.
>> >
>> >
>> > Friends in Greece have a Moldovan maid. She has a PhD in nuclear
>> > physics, or some such, but has to make a living by washing dishes etc.,
>> > such is the state of the Moldovan economy.
>> >
>> > She does look good in a little uniform, though...
>> >
>> > B;
>> >
>> >
>> Please do not confuse Molvania with Moldova.
>
>Doohh!!! <adjusts spectacles>

You could have just claimed it was 'irony', like the rest of us do
when we **** up big time.
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