Deflowering a hare...
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... to a woman.
> ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
>How on earth you guys get any work done ??
I don't do any work. What's your exzcuse
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wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... to a woman.
> ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
>How on earth you guys get any work done ??
I don't do any work. What's your exzcuse
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>>some electrons, so they looked like this :
>> ... to a woman.
>> ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
>> ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
>>How on earth you guys get any work done ??
Mixi has proved that work is pointless.
>We don't have moods like women do.
>We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
>hormones.
Stable as in silly old mare?
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<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>>some electrons, so they looked like this :
>> ... to a woman.
>> ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
>> ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
>>How on earth you guys get any work done ??
Mixi has proved that work is pointless.
>We don't have moods like women do.
>We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
>hormones.
Stable as in silly old mare?
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Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
>>>Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
>>>the face.
>>>(only Italian speakers would get that last one)
>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
>>phrase?)
>
>
> OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
>
> 'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
> for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
> describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
Ah, I see! (Even in English, a native New Yorker might be
in trouble, in that case - they tend not to pronounce
word-endings, so "figure" would become......)
> On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
>>>Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
>>>the face.
>>>(only Italian speakers would get that last one)
>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
>>phrase?)
>
>
> OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
>
> 'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
> for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
> describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
Ah, I see! (Even in English, a native New Yorker might be
in trouble, in that case - they tend not to pronounce
word-endings, so "figure" would become......)
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... >
... > ... >
... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... >
... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ...
... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ...
... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... hormones.
... >
... >Married a moody, did ya ?
...
... They come in other flavours?
Ohhh yes ! :))
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... >
... > ... >
... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... >
... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ...
... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ...
... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... hormones.
... >
... >Married a moody, did ya ?
...
... They come in other flavours?
Ohhh yes ! :))
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... hormones.
> ... >
> ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ...
> ... They come in other flavours?
>Ohhh yes ! :))
They are called "men". ;o)
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wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... hormones.
> ... >
> ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ...
> ... They come in other flavours?
>Ohhh yes ! :))
They are called "men". ;o)
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... hormones.
> ... >
> ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ...
> ... They come in other flavours?
>Ohhh yes ! :))
Jugged hare?
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Martin
wrote:
>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... hormones.
> ... >
> ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ...
> ... They come in other flavours?
>Ohhh yes ! :))
Jugged hare?
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... >
... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ...
... > ... They come in other flavours?
... >
... >Ohhh yes ! :))
...
... They are called "men". ;o)
No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
their legs...
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... >
... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ...
... > ... They come in other flavours?
... >
... >Ohhh yes ! :))
...
... They are called "men". ;o)
No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
their legs...
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... > ... hormones.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... They come in other flavours?
> ... >
> ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
> ...
> ... They are called "men". ;o)
>No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
>their legs...
... some women like that.
--
Martin
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>this :
> ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... > ... hormones.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... They come in other flavours?
> ... >
> ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
> ...
> ... They are called "men". ;o)
>No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
>their legs...
... some women like that.
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:47:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
... > ... >
... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
... > ...
... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
... >
... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
... >their legs...
...
... ... some women like that.
Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... >this :
... >
... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
... > ... >
... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
... > ...
... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
... >
... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
... >their legs...
...
... ... some women like that.
Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:05:07 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:47:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
> ... > ...
> ... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
> ... >
> ... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
> ... >their legs...
> ...
> ... ... some women like that.
>Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
I chose the words carefully :-)
--
Martin
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:47:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... >this :
> ... >
> ... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
> ... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
> ... > ... > ... >this :
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
> ... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
> ... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
> ... > ...
> ... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
> ... >
> ... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
> ... >their legs...
> ...
> ... ... some women like that.
>Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
I chose the words carefully :-)
--
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> and I had to admire her timing. Then she held up her fork, and said
> "yes-a, in-a Italy, we-a say dat you-a are-a good-a fock if you like
> to eat". Ah, THAT is what you meant!
Err... would you care to explain that misunderstanding? I'm not quite
sure I get it... some Italian saying translated literally into English?
Cheers,
R
> "yes-a, in-a Italy, we-a say dat you-a are-a good-a fock if you like
> to eat". Ah, THAT is what you meant!
Err... would you care to explain that misunderstanding? I'm not quite
sure I get it... some Italian saying translated literally into English?
Cheers,
R
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:21:18 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:05:07 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:47:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... >
... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
... > ... >
... > ... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
... > ... >their legs...
... > ...
... > ... ... some women like that.
... >
... >Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
...
... I chose the words carefully :-)
Missus is reading over your shoulder, huh ?
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:05:07 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:47:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... >
... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:00:09 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:27:40 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... >this :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:51:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:48:20 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
... > ... > ... > ... ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
... > ... > ... > ... >this :
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... to a woman.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... We don't have moods like women do.
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... > ... > ... > ... > ... hormones.
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >Married a moody, did ya ?
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... They come in other flavours?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >Ohhh yes ! :))
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... They are called "men". ;o)
... > ... >
... > ... >No, dear, they have all bits in the right places - IOW, their head is not dangling between
... > ... >their legs...
... > ...
... > ... ... some women like that.
... >
... >Glad you didn't say "...are like that" !
...
... I chose the words carefully :-)
Missus is reading over your shoulder, huh ?
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> From: Jack Campin - bogus address <[email protected]>
> Organization: http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/
> Newsgroups: rec.travel.europe
> Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 12:50:30 +0000
> Subject: Re: Deflowering a hare...
>
>> Very amusing, but similar hazards exist in most languages once you
>> get past the stage of being able to order a beer and a sandwich.
>
> A friend of mine used to do tourist guiding in three languages. He once
> described the smoked fish pate his Swiss-French group was going to get
> in a Scottish hotel as "maquerelle" - mashed whore with oatcakes? In
> this instance the gender does matter (it's "maquereau").
Not necessarily. The Madam in a whorehouse can be and is called "la
maquerelle".
Donna Evleth
>
> ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk ==============
> Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760
> <http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/> for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554 975
> stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739 557
> Organization: http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/
> Newsgroups: rec.travel.europe
> Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 12:50:30 +0000
> Subject: Re: Deflowering a hare...
>
>> Very amusing, but similar hazards exist in most languages once you
>> get past the stage of being able to order a beer and a sandwich.
>
> A friend of mine used to do tourist guiding in three languages. He once
> described the smoked fish pate his Swiss-French group was going to get
> in a Scottish hotel as "maquerelle" - mashed whore with oatcakes? In
> this instance the gender does matter (it's "maquereau").
Not necessarily. The Madam in a whorehouse can be and is called "la
maquerelle".
Donna Evleth
>
> ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk ==============
> Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760
> <http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/> for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554 975
> stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739 557
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> From: nitram <[email protected]>
> Organization: ------
> Newsgroups: rec.travel.europe
> Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:13:30 +0100
> Subject: Re: Deflowering a hare...
>
> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
> <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
>>> <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
>>>>>> the face.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
>>>>>
>>>>> "una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
>>>>> phrase?)
>>>>
>>>> OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> 'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
>>>> for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
>>>> describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
>>>
>>> Fenochio next?
>>
>> *blank expression*
>
> spelling error
>
>
> finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.
> --
> Martin
Fifty years down the road I may have just learned something. There used to
be a club in San Francisco featuring female impersonators, back in the
1950s, which was called Finocchio's. I thought nothing of it at the time,
since there was a large Italian colony in San Francisco. Now I am wondering
if we were all being given an "in" joke. Can anyone enlighten me?
Donna Evleth
> Organization: ------
> Newsgroups: rec.travel.europe
> Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:13:30 +0100
> Subject: Re: Deflowering a hare...
>
> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
> <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
>>> <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
>>>>>> the face.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
>>>>>
>>>>> "una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
>>>>> phrase?)
>>>>
>>>> OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
>>>>
>>>> 'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
>>>> for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
>>>> describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
>>>
>>> Fenochio next?
>>
>> *blank expression*
>
> spelling error
>
>
> finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.
> --
> Martin
Fifty years down the road I may have just learned something. There used to
be a club in San Francisco featuring female impersonators, back in the
1950s, which was called Finocchio's. I thought nothing of it at the time,
since there was a large Italian colony in San Francisco. Now I am wondering
if we were all being given an "in" joke. Can anyone enlighten me?
Donna Evleth