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Old Mar 14th 2005, 1:58 pm
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EvelynVogtGamble
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Deep Foiled Malls wrote:


    > Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    > the face.
    >
    > (only Italian speakers would get that last one)

"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
phrase?)
 
Old Mar 15th 2005, 6:38 am
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >> the face.
    >>
    >> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    >phrase?)

OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)

'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
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Old Mar 15th 2005, 6:53 am
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Deep Foiled Malls <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

    >On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >>> the face.
    >>>
    >>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    >>phrase?)
    >OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    >'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    >for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    >describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
I'm tempted to make a comment, but I'm biting my tongue.

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Old Mar 15th 2005, 10:52 pm
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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

    >On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >>> the face.
    >>>
    >>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    >>phrase?)
    >OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    >'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    >for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    >describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.

Fenochio next?
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 12:58 am
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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:53:36 +0000, Padraig Breathnach
<[email protected]> wrote:


    >>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    >>for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    >>describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
    >I'm tempted to make a comment, but I'm biting my tongue.

Pervert! :-)
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 1:02 am
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:18:53 -0500, ?? wrote:

    > Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >
    >>On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 10:28:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>...or the trials of learning French.
    >>>http://www.expatica.com/source/site_...earning+French
    >>>
    >>3 years ago I met a girl in Rome, and we went out for a few weeks.
    >>She spoke english with a very strong Italian accent, but she was very
    >>patient considering I spoke very little Italian then.
    >>Over dinner one night in a restaurant, (I had been commenting on how
    >>good the food was) she said to me "You-a are a good-a fock". I nearly
    >>choked, and begged her pardon. She repeated "I tink dat you-a are a
    >>good-a fock". This sounded like a great, if not unexpected compliment,
    >>and I had to admire her timing. Then she held up her fork, and said
    >>"yes-a, in-a Italy, we-a say dat you-a are-a good-a fock if you like
    >>to eat". Ah, THAT is what you meant!
    >>Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >>the face.
    >>(only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >>
    > "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" --
    > Bellamy Brothers

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard" ?
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 1:35 am
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    >>On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    >><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >>>> the face.
    >>>>
    >>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    >>>phrase?)
    >>OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    >>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    >>for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    >>describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
    >Fenochio next?

*blank expression*
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 2:13 am
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

    >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    >><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    >>>On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    >>><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    >>>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    >>>>> the face.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    >>>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    >>>>phrase?)
    >>>OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    >>>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    >>>for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    >>>describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
    >>Fenochio next?
    >*blank expression*

spelling error


finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 5:24 am
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Magda
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:13:30 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :

... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
... <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... >>On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
... >><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
... >>
... >>>On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
... >>><[email protected]> wrote:
... >>>
... >>>>
... >>>>
... >>>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
... >>>>
... >>>>
... >>>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
... >>>>> the face.
... >>>>>
... >>>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
... >>>>
... >>>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
... >>>>phrase?)
... >>>
... >>>OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
... >>>
... >>>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
... >>>for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
... >>>describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
... >>
... >>Fenochio next?
... >
... >*blank expression*
...
... spelling error
...
...
... finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.

It looks like an onion too.
 
Old Mar 16th 2005, 5:29 am
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Nitram
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:24:28 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 16:13:30 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    > ... <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... >
    > ... >>On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    > ... >><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    > ... >>
    > ... >>>On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    > ... >>><[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... >>>
    > ... >>>>
    > ... >>>>
    > ... >>>>Deep Foiled Malls wrote:
    > ... >>>>
    > ... >>>>
    > ... >>>>> Later I told her she had a beautiful figure, and almost got a slap in
    > ... >>>>> the face.
    > ... >>>>>
    > ... >>>>> (only Italian speakers would get that last one)
    > ... >>>>
    > ... >>>>"una bella figura"? That's obscene? (Or is there another
    > ... >>>>phrase?)
    > ... >>>
    > ... >>>OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    > ... >>>
    > ... >>>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar term
    > ... >>>for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian males to
    > ... >>>describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite gender.
    > ... >>
    > ... >>Fenochio next?
    > ... >
    > ... >*blank expression*
    > ...
    > ... spelling error
    > ...
    > ...
    > ... finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.
    >It looks like an onion too.

to a woman.
Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 5:33 am
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nitram <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

    > On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:35:09 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    > <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    >
    >>On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:52:27 +0100, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:38:34 GMT, Deep Foiled Malls
    >>><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
    >>>>On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:58:10 -0800, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
    >>>><[email protected]> wrote:


    >>>>OK, just for you Evelyn! ;o)
    >>>>'Figa' (pron. like "figure") is the same as "pussy", or a vulgar
    >>>>term for the female genitalia. It's often used by young Italian
    >>>>males to describe a particularly fine specimen of the opposite
    >>>>gender.
    >>>Fenochio next?
    >>*blank expression*
    >
    > spelling error
    >
    >
    > finocchio -fennel looks like pussy.

I htought a fenook was a gay man?
 
Old Mar 16th 2005, 5:45 am
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :


... to a woman.
... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati

How on earth you guys get any work done ??
 
Old Mar 16th 2005, 6:48 am
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Deep Foiled Malls
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... to a woman.
    > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
    > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
    >How on earth you guys get any work done ??

We don't have moods like women do.

We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
hormones.
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Old Mar 16th 2005, 6:51 am
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
this :

... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... >
... >
... > ... to a woman.
... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
... >
... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
...
... We don't have moods like women do.
...
... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
... hormones.

Married a moody, did ya ?
 
Old Mar 16th 2005, 8:48 am
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:51:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:48:25 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, Deep Foiled Malls
    ><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    >this :
    > ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:45:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > ... wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:29:20 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... >
    > ... >
    > ... > ... to a woman.
    > ... > ... Everything reminds some men of sex :-)
    > ... > ... There's a town called Finocchio near Frascati
    > ... >
    > ... >How on earth you guys get any work done ??
    > ...
    > ... We don't have moods like women do.
    > ...
    > ... We men would have no chance against you women if you had stable
    > ... hormones.
    >Married a moody, did ya ?

They come in other flavours?
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