Steve Austin

Are going car-free. Berlin, Dresden, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart,
Frankfurt, and Leipzig are going car-free. London is scheduled to go
car-free in the next three months followed by Paris, Strasbourg, Vienna,
Stockholm, and Oslo. All Eastern European cities have done it. Mexico is
going car-free, too. All cities and towns up and down the Baja Peninsula
have gone car-free, as has Cuidad Juarez, Mexico City, Cancun, and Veracruz.
All Canadian cities will go car-free as well. New York, Philadelphia, and
Chicago are following Europe's lead. Europe never got into automobiles.
Neither did Canada, Mexico, or the US. What I say is true. It is true and
everybody knows it because it is a fact. Roads in Europe are being torn up
as we speak.

Miss L. Toe

"Steve Austin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > Are going car-free. Berlin, Dresden, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart,
    > Frankfurt, and Leipzig are going car-free.

Next year they are going food free for anyone with a bmi over 25.
It will become illegal to eat in public for anyone.
Those with a bmi over 30 will be placed in a special stadium where they will
be forced to run naked and look at each other until their bmi drops under
30.

Nils Zonneveld

Miss L. Toe wrote:
    > "Steve Austin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >
    >> Are going car-free. Berlin, Dresden, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart,
    >>Frankfurt, and Leipzig are going car-free.
    >
    >
    > Next year they are going food free for anyone with a bmi over 25.
    > It will become illegal to eat in public for anyone.
    > Those with a bmi over 30 will be placed in a special stadium where they will
    > be forced to run naked and look at each other until their bmi drops under
    > 30.
    >
    >

Now that's a funny variant on "weight-watchers" :-)

The Reids

Following up to Steve Austin

    >Europe never got into automobiles.
    >Neither did Canada, Mexico, or the US. What I say is true. It is true and
    >everybody knows it because it is a fact. Roads in Europe are being torn up
    >as we speak.

This doesn't work as a troll anymore, never did in the first
place come to think of it. So why? Why?
--
Mike Reid
"Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso
Wasdale-Lake district-Thames path-London "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Eat-walk-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap

The Reids

Following up to Steve Austin

Steve, do you do this because your name is a type of car?
--
Mike Reid
"Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso
Wasdale-Lake district-Thames path-London "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Eat-walk-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap

Szozu

"The Reids" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > Following up to Steve Austin
    > Steve, do you do this because your name is a type of car?
Steve posts to this newsgroup in his spare time after retiring from a long
and satisfying career in the field of flogging dead horses.

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead
horse, the best strategy is to dismount and walk. We can only hope that
Steve will one day walk his way into a psychiatric facility where the
grounds will be car-free and internet access will be unavailable to the
patients.

Lana

José M . Malo

"szozu" <hoppbunny at hotmail com> escribió en el mensaje
news:[email protected]...
    > Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead
    > horse, the best strategy is to dismount and walk. We can only hope that
    > Steve will one day walk his way into a psychiatric facility where the
    > grounds will be car-free and internet access will be unavailable to the
    > patients.

There, he'll meet the one who created and posted the smoke-free restaurants
in Dakota.

Frank F. Matthews

If London isn't car free by mid September will you promise to shut up?

Steve Austin wrote:
    > Are going car-free. Berlin, Dresden, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart,
    > Frankfurt, and Leipzig are going car-free. London is scheduled to go
    > car-free in the next three months followed by Paris, Strasbourg, Vienna,
    > Stockholm, and Oslo. All Eastern European cities have done it. Mexico is
    > going car-free, too. All cities and towns up and down the Baja Peninsula
    > have gone car-free, as has Cuidad Juarez, Mexico City, Cancun, and Veracruz.
    > All Canadian cities will go car-free as well. New York, Philadelphia, and
    > Chicago are following Europe's lead. Europe never got into automobiles.
    > Neither did Canada, Mexico, or the US. What I say is true. It is true and
    > everybody knows it because it is a fact. Roads in Europe are being torn up
    > as we speak.
    >
    >

Gordon Forbess

On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 12:30:24 +0100, The Reids
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Following up to Steve Austin
    >>Europe never got into automobiles.
    >>Neither did Canada, Mexico, or the US. What I say is true. It is true and
    >>everybody knows it because it is a fact. Roads in Europe are being torn up
    >>as we speak.
    >This doesn't work as a troll anymore, never did in the first
    >place come to think of it. So why? Why?

Guiness book certification of most plonked poster. Please help him
achieve this important recognition.

Gordon

Dgs

The Reids wrote:
    > Following up to Steve Austin
    >
    >>[usuall stupid troll]
    >
    > This doesn't work as a troll anymore, never did in the first
    > place come to think of it. So why? Why?

If it doesn't work as a troll anymore, why did you read it and respond?
--
dgs

Peter Birch

On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 11:16:48 +0100, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"Steve Austin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]...
    >> Are going car-free. Berlin, Dresden, Hamburg, Munich, Stuttgart,
    >> Frankfurt, and Leipzig are going car-free.
    >Next year they are going food free for anyone with a bmi over 25.
    >It will become illegal to eat in public for anyone.
    >Those with a bmi over 30 will be placed in a special stadium where they will
    >be forced to run naked and look at each other until their bmi drops under
    >30.
Well, it might help to solve some of those questions about "What
should I wear in Europe?".

Pete

Nightjar

"The Reids" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > Following up to Steve Austin
    > >Europe never got into automobiles.
    > >Neither did Canada, Mexico, or the US. What I say is true. It is true and
    > >everybody knows it because it is a fact. Roads in Europe are being torn
up
    > >as we speak.
    > This doesn't work as a troll anymore, never did in the first
    > place come to think of it. So why? Why?

Perhaps it is cyber-space seepage from an alternate universe, where these
things are actually happening.

Colin Bignell

John Owens

"Steve Austin" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
    > Are going car-free.

How many cities do I have to visit to claim my free car ?

John

www.goodviews.co.uk

Szozu

"dgs" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > The Reids wrote:
    > > Following up to Steve Austin
    > >
    > >>[usuall stupid troll]
    > >
    > > This doesn't work as a troll anymore, never did in the first
    > > place come to think of it. So why? Why?
    > If it doesn't work as a troll anymore, why did you read it and respond?

I believe it's a bit of the same reaction as swatting the fly that
repeatedly lands on your big toe while you're trying to relax on the beach.

(To be followed, no doubt, by "here's a list of no-smoking beaches in
Europe."

Lana

Frank Hucklenbroich

On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 01:09:40 -0600, Steve Austin wrote:

    > Are going car-free.

...when is this newsgroup becoming Steve-Austin-Free?