Ian F.

A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful woman
sitting next to him.

He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
attendant. But which airline does she work for?

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself,
"Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again,

"Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Ryanair"!

Ian

Thomas

    > A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful woman
    > sitting next to him.
    > He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
    > attendant. But which airline does she work for?
    > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
    > "Love to fly and it shows?"
    > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself,
    > "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta".
    > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
    > again,
    > "Something special in the air?"
    > She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
    > scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
    > Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
    > This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"
    > The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
Ryanair"!
    > Ian

LMFAO.....

michaelnewport

Ian F. wrote:
    > A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful
woman
    > sitting next to him.
    > He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
    > attendant. But which airline does she work for?
    > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
    > "Love to fly and it shows?"
    > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself,
    > "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta".
    > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her
    > again,
    > "Something special in the air?"
    > She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
    > scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
    > Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
    > This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"
    > The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
Ryanair"!
    > Ian

A man travelling with British Airways is offered a sandwich by the
flight attendant. He says innocently 'is there a choice ?' she says
'yes, you can have it or not !'

I wish it was a joke.

Tim

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    > Ian F. wrote:
    >> A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful
    > woman
    >> sitting next to him.
    >> He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
    >> attendant. But which airline does she work for?
    >> Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
    > slogan:
    >> "Love to fly and it shows?"
    >> She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
    > himself,
    >> "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta".
    >> A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
    > towards her
    >> again,
    >> "Something special in the air?"
    >> She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
    >> scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
    >> Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
    >> This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"
    >> The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
    > Ryanair"!
    >> Ian
    > A man travelling with British Airways is offered a sandwich by the
    > flight attendant. He says innocently 'is there a choice ?' she says
    > 'yes, you can have it or not !'

On my most recent flight with SAS, I didn't even get that choice.

tim

michaelnewport

tim wrote:
    > <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected] oups.com...
    > >
    > > Ian F. wrote:
    > >> A guy sitting at Bar at Brussels Airport noticed a very beautiful
    > > woman
    > >> sitting next to him.
    > >>
    > >> He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a
flight
    > >> attendant. But which airline does she work for?
    > >>
    > >> Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
    > > slogan:
    > >>
    > >> "Love to fly and it shows?"
    > >>
    > >> She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
    > > himself,
    > >> "Oh sh!t, she doesn't work for Delta".
    > >>
    > >> A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
    > > towards her
    > >> again,
    > >>
    > >> "Something special in the air?"
    > >>
    > >> She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself,
and
    > >> scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
    > >>
    > >> Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
    > >>
    > >> This time the woman turned on him "What the F**K do you want?"
    > >>
    > >> The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
    > > Ryanair"!
    > >>
    > >> Ian
    > >
    > > A man travelling with British Airways is offered a sandwich by the
    > > flight attendant. He says innocently 'is there a choice ?' she says
    > > 'yes, you can have it or not !'
    > On my most recent flight with SAS, I didn't even get that choice.
yep and they used to give as many miniatures as you could handle, but
no more.