Want to move to Portugal
#6587
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 24,043
Re: Want to move to Portugal
I had em last week,sardines that is
#6589
Re: Want to move to Portugal
hmmmm it's too early for sardines.....
At least that is how it used to be back when I lived there many many years ago.....
Summer was sardine time..... This time of year was more cosido A Portuguesa...
But.. I love them so if they have them I will be eatin some
At least that is how it used to be back when I lived there many many years ago.....
Summer was sardine time..... This time of year was more cosido A Portuguesa...
But.. I love them so if they have them I will be eatin some
#6590
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 6,669
Re: Want to move to Portugal
OMG!! Did you just type 'Cosida a Portuguesa'? I haven't had some since I left S.A. 11 years ago!!! YUMMY!
#6591
Re: Want to move to Portugal
A plane is on its way to Lisbon when a blonde in Economy Class get up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back .
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Lisbon
and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Lisbon and I'm staying right here!
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when theyland to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?' 'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Lisbon."
Sorry Cleri
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back .
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Lisbon
and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Lisbon and I'm staying right here!
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when theyland to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?' 'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Lisbon."
Sorry Cleri
#6592
Re: Want to move to Portugal
You'll be apologising quite abit, there are alot of us about you know.
#6594
Re: Want to move to Portugal
I love blondes!!! and red heads, and brunets, and .........
Come to think of it women are like fruit salad..... It's all different but it's all good.
Of course I am an OLD SCHOOL Portuguese.... so I still remebr the old ways and the old ways always said "O corpo da mulher e feito para u castigo"
#6600
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 6,669
Re: Want to move to Portugal
I love blondes!!! and red heads, and brunets, and .........
Come to think of it women are like fruit salad..... It's all different but it's all good.
Of course I am an OLD SCHOOL Portuguese.... so I still remebr the old ways and the old ways always said "O corpo da mulher e feito para u castigo"
You into S and M?