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TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
FOURTH PLACE:A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'.
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
THIRD PLACE:One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband,rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong,Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't ' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.''No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh... she got fired too.'
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
As I like biographies, third place is the winner!;):D
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by Prodigal son
(Post 5245177)
As I like biographies, third place is the winner!;):D
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by Prodigal son
(Post 5245177)
As I like biographies, third place is the winner!;):D
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by derbyflan
(Post 5247050)
But I thought you were a guy?:eek:
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
70 year old goes for annual check up. Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but I need a sperm count. Take this jar and come back next week with a sample" The following week the guy is back apologising for not having the sample. He says "I tried it with my right hand and with my left hand, My wife tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out but we cannot get the lid off the jar"
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by Prodigal son
(Post 5245177)
As I like biographies, third place is the winner!;):D
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by Redlippie
(Post 5254338)
:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Wife say's to husband "What's my sexiest feature? My bum, boobs or face?".
Husband says... "Your sense of humour!". |
Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by derbyflan
(Post 5256064)
Wife say's to husband "What's my sexiest feature? My bum, boobs or face?".
Husband says... "Your sense of humour!". |
Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by Prodigal son
(Post 5256081)
What's for dinner tonight?;)
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Re: TOP FOUR ADULT JOKES OF 2006 -ALLEGEDLY
Originally Posted by derbyflan
(Post 5256099)
It's in the dog already:D
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