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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12309610)
AUTOMATED OBSERVATION FROM CAKEBOT
Cakebot storage to be upgraded to 10 kilocakes. All Agents and Operatives are half baked. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12309610)
AUTOMATED OBSERVATION FROM CAKEBOT
Cakebot storage to be upgraded to 10 kilocakes. All Agents and Operatives are half baked. EMERGENCY FLASH MESSAGE CLASSIFIED, EYES ONLY, ACTION THIS DAY BUDAPEST 2148 BRAVO HUNGARIAN FOR RADIOACTIVE IS SUGÃR - THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE. MORE FOLLOWS... |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Expatrick in temporary Command whilst High Command negotiates possible settlement. Expatrick's orders to be obeyed without question. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Crumbs!
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Nutek
(Post 12310658)
XXXXXX!
Nutek message CENSORED. Reason: Profanity and Blasphemy. Such posts will not be tolerated. Reported to High Command for possible disciplinary proceedings. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Court Martial Proceedings against Coffeeman. Result: Prison sentence of 6 months, suspended for 2 years. Any further Jaffa Cake transgressions will invite decapitation. Court Martial Proceedings against Nutek. Proceedings dismissed due to lack of evidence. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation. All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12311556)
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation. All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12311556)
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation. All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12311557)
Nyom, nyom, repor...nyom,nyom in, HIC!
Wow i little harsh i have to say, in my defence in some parts a jaffa cake isn't a cake but a biscuit and so i will rest half my cake/biscuit on that flakey evidentes and hope the court marshall likes the cake |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Loafing Along
(Post 12311560)
Flash news in Correo do Manha - Doughnut seller assaulted on Algarve beach this weekend. Recommend only carry cakes in highly secure tin or nondescript Continente bag
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by coffeeman
(Post 12311565)
Wow i little harsh i have to say, in my defence in some parts a jaffa cake isn't a cake but a biscuit and so i will rest half my cake/biscuit on that flakey evidentes and hope the court marshall likes the cake
This question reheats a confectionery conundrum first raised in 1991. A tax is charged on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on cakes. The manufacturer, McVities, had always categorised them as cakes and to boost their revenue the tax authorities wanted them recategorised as biscuits. A legal case was fought in front of a brilliant adjudicator, Mr D C Potter. For McVities, this produced a sweet result. The Jaffa Cake has both cake-like qualities and biscuit-like qualities, but Mr Potter's verdict was that, on balance, a Jaffa Cake is a cake. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by coffeeman
(Post 12311568)
did he glaze over when robbed ! or just taken for hundreds and thousands !
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12311570)
Hmmm....
re the algarve police are looking for a person licking his fingers and lips i have no doubt ! 2yrs suspended ! i will be forced to watch tv prob bake off? |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by coffeeman
(Post 12311568)
did he glaze over when robbed ! or just taken for hundreds and thousands !
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