Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Europe > Portugal
Reload this Page >

Cheer up, it might not happen.

Cheer up, it might not happen.

Closed Thread

Old Nov 5th 2006, 6:34 pm
  #46  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.



One for the boy racers.

What`s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Inish is offline  
Old Nov 5th 2006, 6:41 pm
  #47  
Escaped to the Sun
 
Mattiespeople's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Location: Vale Da Telha
Posts: 260
Mattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really nice
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by Inish


One for the boy racers.

What`s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Quite funny! Got a new joke book?
Mattiespeople is offline  
Old Nov 5th 2006, 6:45 pm
  #48  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by Mattiespeople
Quite funny! Got a new joke book?


Bet you drive a Porsche.
Inish is offline  
Old Nov 5th 2006, 8:04 pm
  #49  
Escaped to the Sun
 
Mattiespeople's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Location: Vale Da Telha
Posts: 260
Mattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really niceMattiespeople is just really nice
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by Inish


Bet you drive a Porsche.
No but I could if I wanted! I'm far too cool - what about you?
Mattiespeople is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 6:55 am
  #50  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by Mattiespeople
No but I could if I wanted! I'm far too cool - what about you?
I simply don`t think that it possible for anyone, no matter how hard they try to look cool in this very ,very wet weather. It really is becoming very boring especially all the rain we had during the night. I feel very sorry for anyone living on low lying land or in a valley, because if they are not flooded they must be very close to it.
Inish is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 8:50 am
  #51  
Digging the tunnel
 
langkate's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: Herts & Vale da Telha
Posts: 55
langkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to all
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Hi Inish

We do appreciate your jokes really - carry on the good work.
langkate is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 9:50 am
  #52  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by langkate
Hi Inish

We do appreciate your jokes really - carry on the good work.

Ola Kate,

Thank you for you comment,

Just got back into the house after having to take detours as the valley below us is flooded, some of the low lying houses have been washed out, and some building along the banks have slipped into the torrent, very sad.
Inish is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 11:28 am
  #53  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.


It`s been dry all morning, wonders will never cease, not going to bother work today, so I`ll tell you a weather joke.


The husband picked up the phone and said " Hello? How would I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed down the phone and settled back into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don`t know. It was some idiot wanting to know if the coast was clear."

Inish is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 12:40 pm
  #54  
Digging the tunnel
 
langkate's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: Herts & Vale da Telha
Posts: 55
langkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to all
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

LOL Inish, nice one. Sorry to hear about the strange weather you are experiencing out there. Our house in VdT is fairly high up, so hopefully it will still be in one piece when we get out there for Christmas.

Kate
langkate is offline  
Old Nov 6th 2006, 1:07 pm
  #55  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Ola Kate,

It started torrential raining about two last night and kept raining until dawn. The road outside our house had as much of the local farmers soil in it as he had left on his fields. We had some local roads closed because they had flooded, some of it caused by the farmers creating dams to stop there farms flooding, I suppose you really cant blame them as it is there livelihood. The weather forcast has said it should change to-morrow evening.
Inish is offline  
Old Nov 8th 2006, 2:56 pm
  #56  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.



One good thing happened with all the rain we had here. I finally met my e-mail girl friend, who floated down from higher up the region. She`s forty years older than me, 200 pounds heavier than I am, and a foot shorter than in the picture she had sent me.

Inish is offline  
Old Nov 8th 2006, 6:56 pm
  #57  
Digging the tunnel
 
langkate's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Location: Herts & Vale da Telha
Posts: 55
langkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to alllangkate is a name known to all
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

oh dear Inish :scared: you need and maybe more to cope.

Kate
langkate is offline  
Old Nov 10th 2006, 9:16 am
  #58  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by langkate
oh dear Inish :scared: you need and maybe more to cope.

Kate
Ola Kate,
Life has such disappointments sometimes. Hope you have a good week-end, weather here back to normal, sunshine. Be careful if you talk to people about computer software development.

Drug Dealers. Software Developers
------------ ------------------------
Refer to clients as "users" Refer to clients as "users"

"The first one`s free" " The first one`s free"

Strange jargon "stick" "Rock" "E" Strange jargon "SCSI" "
"Java" "ISBN" "Pentium"

Realized tons of money to be made Realized tons of money to be
in the 14 to 25 year old market in the 14 to 25 year old
market.

Often seen in company of pimps Often seen in company of
and hustlers Marketing people and
venture capitalists

Their product causes unhealthy Think about it; Doom, Quake
additions. Nuke, Sim City

Do your job well, and you can sleep Damn!Damn! Damn!
with the sexy movie stars who depend
on you.

Inish is offline  
Old Nov 10th 2006, 12:40 pm
  #59  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Originally Posted by Inish
Ola Kate,
Life has such disappointments sometimes. Hope you have a good week-end, weather here back to normal, sunshine. Be careful if you talk to people about computer software development.

Drug Dealers. Software Developers
------------ ------------------------
Refer to clients as "users" Refer to clients as "users"

"The first one`s free" " The first one`s free"

Strange jargon "stick" "Rock" "E" Strange jargon "SCSI" "
"Java" "ISBN" "Pentium"

Realized tons of money to be made Realized tons of money to be
in the 14 to 25 year old market in the 14 to 25 year old
market.

Often seen in company of pimps Often seen in company of
and hustlers Marketing people and
venture capitalists

Their product causes unhealthy Think about it; Doom, Quake
additions. Nuke, Sim City

Do your job well, and you can sleep Damn!Damn! Damn!
with the sexy movie stars who depend
on you.

I spent quite a bit of time writing this out, and it has become unreadable..

Inish is offline  
Old Nov 10th 2006, 2:00 pm
  #60  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: In a house, in a field.
Posts: 128
Inish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of lightInish is a glorious beacon of light
Default Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.

Sorry it has not been one of my better days, nothing seems to be going correctly, or working properly.


Started the morning with a 30 minute jog around the bathroom.

Had a meaningful conversation with the toaster.

Put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they would hatch.

Apologised to the neighbour for setting fire to his tennis balls.

Still experience is something you don`t get until just after you needed it.

Inish is offline  

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement