Cheer up, it might not happen.
Oct 19th 2006, 8:50 am
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Cheer up, it might not happen.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Boom Boom.
Boom Boom.
Oct 19th 2006, 11:07 am
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Boom Boom.
Boom Boom.
A bloke catches a good looking woman in the supermarket giving him the eye, "do I know you from somewhere?" he says.
She asks.."aint you the father of one of my children?"
He quickly thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithfull and asks "were you the hooker I fcked over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked my ass with a wet piece of celery whilst shoving a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies "Im your daughters teacher"
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Oct 19th 2006, 11:11 am
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Last night I was reading that cannabis can cause mental illness and severe health problems, after what I read I was so scared and worried :scared: that I decided from now on......no more fcking reading for me!!
Oct 19th 2006, 11:59 am
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? he lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
Oct 19th 2006, 2:01 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by clerigogirl
:d
Oct 19th 2006, 2:05 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
Is someone trying to tell us something, or is it my imagination?
Oct 19th 2006, 2:10 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by clerigogirl
Humm what happened to the smiley??
A friend introduced her son to her priest. Her son then asked the priest if his father had also been a priest.
Good eh!!!
Oct 19th 2006, 3:27 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
Sorry, I have something for you beneath.
A friend introduced her son to her priest. Her son then asked the priest if his father had also been a priest.
Good eh!!!
A friend introduced her son to her priest. Her son then asked the priest if his father had also been a priest.
Good eh!!!
Oct 19th 2006, 6:38 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by clerigogirl
Look! Im blonde,I cant be expected to understand that!!
That,s not an excuse, some of my daughters are also blonde.
Oct 19th 2006, 6:50 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
That,s not an excuse, some of my daughters are also blonde.
Oct 19th 2006, 7:15 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Nomad_H
Bless you Father!!
Thank you, my son.
Oct 19th 2006, 7:39 pm
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Inish
Thank you, my son.
Oct 20th 2006, 8:07 am
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
Originally Posted by Nomad_H
What about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle??
Oct 20th 2006, 8:17 am
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Re: Cheer up, it might not happen.
One for blond girls.
You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither.
You know that look women get when they want sex?
Me neither.