Zombie Apocalypse
#1
Zombie Apocalypse
Apparently today is supposed to be the end of the world. So if you are not whisked off to join all the other Christian fundamentalist in heaven, then like me, you will be facing a Zombie Apocalypse this time tomorrow.
Unless you live in Palmerston North, then it just be like any other day.
So with that news in mind, I am busy banging in nails into a baseball bat and later me and kids will be off to Mitre 10......I remember they had a special on machetes.
The CDC has issued a survival guide to help over the next few weeks.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
What handy Zombie killing stuff do you have lying around?
Unless you live in Palmerston North, then it just be like any other day.
So with that news in mind, I am busy banging in nails into a baseball bat and later me and kids will be off to Mitre 10......I remember they had a special on machetes.
The CDC has issued a survival guide to help over the next few weeks.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
What handy Zombie killing stuff do you have lying around?
#2
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Apparently today is supposed to be the end of the world. So if you are not whisked off to join all the other Christian fundamentalist in heaven, then like me, you will be facing a Zombie Apocalypse this time tomorrow.
Unless you live in Palmerston North, then it just be like any other day.
So with that news in mind, I am busy banging in nails into a baseball bat and later me and kids will be off to Mitre 10......I remember they had a special on machetes.
The CDC has issued a survival guide to help over the next few weeks.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
What handy Zombie killing stuff do you have lying around?
Unless you live in Palmerston North, then it just be like any other day.
So with that news in mind, I am busy banging in nails into a baseball bat and later me and kids will be off to Mitre 10......I remember they had a special on machetes.
The CDC has issued a survival guide to help over the next few weeks.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp
What handy Zombie killing stuff do you have lying around?
#5
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#6
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
It was supposed to start 6pm Saturday in NZ and then go through each time zone at 6pm
#7
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Poo, I find it so annoying when aliens, deities and ends-of-the-world aren´t specific with their time of arrival predictions, don´t you?
The really should be a standard imposed, calendar, year, month, date, hour, minute AND timezone....how can we plan otherwise???? and if you don´t get it right you could, well, miss it
The really should be a standard imposed, calendar, year, month, date, hour, minute AND timezone....how can we plan otherwise???? and if you don´t get it right you could, well, miss it
#11
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
I KNEW the world was not going to end, I bought 45 tins of baked beans on Friday morning. I am not suggesting the purchase of beans saved us all......it's mint peas that are supposed to ward off raptures. Wibble.
#13
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Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,010
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Save them for October - return of the rapture. The world's going to end in a fireball then, beans and methane will be useful.
#15
Re: Zombie Apocalypse
We now have until the 21st October. Apparently God has decided to be merciful and we'll be engulfed by an enormous fireball then so we'll all die quickly instead of 5months of pain and terror
Pretty pointless doing any kind of emergency preparation for that!
Pretty pointless doing any kind of emergency preparation for that!