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Old Dec 14th 2008, 7:51 am
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Just thought ,feeling a little christmassy ,sat here early Sunday a.m in foggy Bolton , looking at twinkling lights on tree and then chuckling at some of the awful pressies ( I know I'm ungrateful ) that I have had. Worst one off hubby was a toilet cleaner - ok it was a naked man with a nodding head - but still a toilet cleaner!!! - ahhhh that was the year he had trouble with his botty - I wonder if it's still up there !!!!! Oh and a belly button brush ( wots is all that about ???? ) again off my beloved !

so over to you guys ......................
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My great aunt once gave me a double sachet of coffee, can't remember the brand but it was obliously a freebie from a mag LOL
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A 2nd hand car battery from a bloke I had been going out with for a while.
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Just thought ,feeling a little christmassy ,sat here early Sunday a.m in foggy Bolton , looking at twinkling lights on tree and then chuckling at some of the awful pressies ( I know I'm ungrateful ) that I have had. Worst one off hubby was a toilet cleaner - ok it was a naked man with a nodding head - but still a toilet cleaner!!! - ahhhh that was the year he had trouble with his botty - I wonder if it's still up there !!!!! Oh and a belly button brush ( wots is all that about ???? ) again off my beloved !

so over to you guys ......................
Got to be the year my twins were born so they would have been 6 months by xmas time ...I got a Prezzie of a Flower Pressing Kit !! Yip Loads of time to press flowers...lol its the thought that counts
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My grandparents gave me aftershave one year.

I was 7 years old at the time.....
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A pair of 'manky' brown suede gloves in the works christmas 'pick n dip' bran tub followed the following year by tan tights.

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Receiving letter from Pensions saying that they were reducing my pension in April due to a mistake they made in 1978!

Receiving a report from Doc for NZIS Medic, with erroneous info in it taken from hospital records made in 2003.
When I pointed out the error and the fact that op had been cancelled that time due to them having 'lost' my notes and the anesthetist refusing to go ahead w/o them, he replied "I can only write the report on the notes I have to hand."
He says it's not that important anyway and shouldn't effect their decision! After reading some of the posts re- medical referrals

Anyway 'what will be will be!' Getting to the stage of being past caring.
Have a great Xmas where ever you are- I'm certainly pushing the boat out this year- but in warmer climes

As for worst ever Xmas present?

Pair of tights 2 sizes too large and so thick I gave them to the 'Bridlington Fishing Club' to use as nets!
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A pair of 'manky' brown suede gloves in the works christmas 'pick n dip' bran tub followed the following year by tan tights.

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OMG. Those awful anonymous works xmas gifts thing .

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A colleague back in the UK once bought his Mrs a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

Yep - a vacuum cleaner.

Guys - I dunno about your collective spouses, but if I bought the current Mrs one of these, it'd take an X-Ray to locate the attachments!
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My friend bought his wife a vacuum cleaner. He thought it was a superpractical present.

Yeah, may well be. If so, buy it in July.

If someone buys me a vacuum cleaner it had better be delivered by a nekkid Dan Carter or else I will be wondering which person I know wishes to lose a limb or two.
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The hubby wanted to buy me a sewing machine for Christmas this year!! His hems were down on his work trousers...

I went out last week and bought my own LOL

Every year the MIL buys me smelly sh!t in a basket and she gets it back every birthday
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