World's shortest Fairytale
Mar 22nd 2007, 10:45 am
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World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Mar 22nd 2007, 2:01 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Definitely a fairytale, that'd never happen in real life!!!
Mar 22nd 2007, 2:03 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Wanna hear a shorter one?
Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen.
The end.
Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen.
The end.
Mar 22nd 2007, 4:48 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Mar 22nd 2007, 10:48 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Real Life ending to Fairy Tale :-
She became a shrivelled up spinster with bad,mad hairstyle , who started to smell a bit funny and went bonkers after 40
Maybe it was caused by all the noxious chemicals in the polish that she cleaned and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned her shoes with (well, at least pumps are organic)
She became a shrivelled up spinster with bad,mad hairstyle , who started to smell a bit funny and went bonkers after 40
Maybe it was caused by all the noxious chemicals in the polish that she cleaned and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned her shoes with (well, at least pumps are organic)
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Mar 22nd 2007, 11:01 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Mar 22nd 2007, 11:47 pm
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
I am sure that all the posters from this thread ARE married !!
Mar 23rd 2007, 7:37 am
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.
The End
