World's shortest Fairytale
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on. The End |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
:rofl:
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl
(Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on. The End |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Wanna hear a shorter one?
Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen. The end. |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by TeamEmbo
(Post 4547119)
Wanna hear a shorter one?
Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen. The end. |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by TeamEmbo
(Post 4547119)
Wanna hear a shorter one?
Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen. The end. |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl
(Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on. The End |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Real Life ending to Fairy Tale :-
She became a shrivelled up spinster with bad,mad hairstyle , who started to smell a bit funny and went bonkers after 40 Maybe it was caused by all the noxious chemicals in the polish that she cleaned and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned her shoes with (well, at least pumps are organic) |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl
(Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on. The End |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
I am sure that all the posters from this thread ARE married !!
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Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl
(Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on. The End http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...CHAM1111-1.gif |
Re: World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by brussels_sprout
(Post 4549382)
I am sure that all the posters from this thread ARE married !!
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World's shortest Fairytale
Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl
(Post 4546161)
..............and was never pumped on.
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