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UKNZAUS Mar 22nd 2007 10:45 am

World's shortest Fairytale
 
World 's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.

The End

Maz Mar 22nd 2007 1:50 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 
:rofl:

TeamEmbo Mar 22nd 2007 2:01 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.

The End

Classic! :) Definitely a fairytale, that'd never happen in real life!!!

TeamEmbo Mar 22nd 2007 2:03 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 
Wanna hear a shorter one?

Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen.

The end.

Maz Mar 22nd 2007 2:05 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by TeamEmbo (Post 4547119)
Wanna hear a shorter one?

Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen.

The end.

Another great one! :lol:

UKNZAUS Mar 22nd 2007 2:11 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by TeamEmbo (Post 4547119)
Wanna hear a shorter one?

Guy asks girl of his dreams to marry him but gets turned down. Dies of starvation as unable to locate kitchen.

The end.

:eek: :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

P2L Mar 22nd 2007 4:48 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.

The End

There are days when I wish I'd been told that one when I was 5 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

brussels_sprout Mar 22nd 2007 10:48 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 
Real Life ending to Fairy Tale :-

She became a shrivelled up spinster with bad,mad hairstyle , who started to smell a bit funny and went bonkers after 40

Maybe it was caused by all the noxious chemicals in the polish that she cleaned and cleaned and cleaned and cleaned her shoes with (well, at least pumps are organic)

Mandie Mar 22nd 2007 11:01 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.

The End

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

brussels_sprout Mar 22nd 2007 11:47 pm

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 
I am sure that all the posters from this thread ARE married !!

sky Mar 23rd 2007 7:37 am

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 4546161)
World 's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never pumped on.

The End

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UKNZAUS Mar 23rd 2007 7:51 am

Re: World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by brussels_sprout (Post 4549382)
I am sure that all the posters from this thread ARE married !!

yep :rofl:

Nice Guy Mar 23rd 2007 8:14 am

World's shortest Fairytale
 

Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 4546161)
..............and was never pumped on.

Is that what I think it is.........or should be?


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