Where is the bloody BISTO!
#17
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Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
Never heard of Comptons Gravy Salt - think you're on your own there!
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Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
Oxo Cubes are Not the End of the World..........:curse:
Why don't you eat/cook something else then
Tonight I made my favorite “fancy dinner” for my younger brother.
Crumbed baked (Tarahiki) fish, coleslaw, beetroots, creamy mashed potatoes and (herb crumbed) roasted kumara & pumpkin -----> I cooked everything from scratch
You can have a nice & healthy meal without damn Oxo Cubes...
Last edited by crap coffee; Feb 17th 2008 at 9:42 am.
#20
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
Okay. DON'T COME..................
Oxo Cubes are Not the End of the World..........:curse:
Why don't you eat/cook something else then
Tonight I made my favorite “fancy dinner” for my younger brother.
Crumbed baked (Tarahiki) fish, coleslaw, beetroots, creamy mashed potatoes and (herb crumbed) roasted kumara & pumpkin -----> I cooked everything from scratch
You can have a nice & healthy meal without damn Oxo Cubes...
Oxo Cubes are Not the End of the World..........:curse:
Why don't you eat/cook something else then
Tonight I made my favorite “fancy dinner” for my younger brother.
Crumbed baked (Tarahiki) fish, coleslaw, beetroots, creamy mashed potatoes and (herb crumbed) roasted kumara & pumpkin -----> I cooked everything from scratch
You can have a nice & healthy meal without damn Oxo Cubes...
It was my turn to cook tonight and we had tuna melt on toast?! Not an Oxo cube in sight!
#21
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
I always make stock from what ever is going but sometimes you need an instant hit. I love cooking and have never met an animal I wouldn't eat
There was a photo of a rather delicious looking duck on here the other day
There was a photo of a rather delicious looking duck on here the other day
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Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
uhhh.... I don't eat any animals... apart from seafood
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Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
[QUOTE=Am Loolah;5944524]
Have you never swallowed a fly?!:
why silly question?
... perhaps she'll die?
I am positive she won't die
Have you never swallowed a fly?!:
why silly question?
... perhaps she'll die?
I am positive she won't die
#25
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
[QUOTE=crap coffee;5944546]
Oh Gosh, someone help me out here ...
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider ...
... it wriggled and wriggled and squilled inside her ...
etc ...
Just me then from my childhood ...
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider ...
... it wriggled and wriggled and squilled inside her ...
etc ...
Just me then from my childhood ...
#26
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
The horse kills her at the end
Last edited by ned; Feb 17th 2008 at 10:58 am. Reason: none of your business
#27
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
[QUOTE=ned;5944703]
You are sooo right -
For the benfits of Crap Coffee who I didn't mean to upset/offend/confuse -
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
For the benfits of Crap Coffee who I didn't mean to upset/offend/confuse -
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
#28
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
could never remember all the words to this when i used to sing it to my kids....cheers for that,will probably be singing it all day now.....jacky
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Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
Last edited by BEVS; Feb 17th 2008 at 10:52 pm.
#30
Re: Where is the bloody BISTO!
How did this manage to go from Bisto to spiders?????!!!!!
Should've known a Fairy would've been involved
Should've known a Fairy would've been involved