where are all the single ladies
Jul 29th 2011, 10:25 am
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Re: where are all the single ladies
OK !!
nose hair plucked.....check
garters on my socks...check
high waisted slacks...check
shirt tucked in...check
best sandles on...check
"Hi I'm Col" name tag...check
Right thats me off in to town, wish me luck
nose hair plucked.....check
garters on my socks...check
high waisted slacks...check
shirt tucked in...check
best sandles on...check
"Hi I'm Col" name tag...check
Right thats me off in to town, wish me luck
Jul 29th 2011, 10:54 am
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Re: where are all the single ladies
All good 'Col' just one thing you missed, mid shin socks (preferably white!) with the sandals 
me thinks this may be where you may be going wrong!....
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Jul 29th 2011, 10:54 am
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Re: where are all the single ladies
I hope you have socks with those sandles, Col - sounds like the epitome of sartorial elegance - how could the Auckland 'ladies' fail to be impressed
Jul 29th 2011, 10:55 am
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Re: where are all the single ladies
great minds eh, Lucky bird 
Jul 29th 2011, 2:36 pm
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Re: where are all the single ladies
I found the page for you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_humourTry a topical joke, Kiwis definitely enjoy "topical" even if the joke part is more for your own amusement. O yes and remember the advice of this Egyptian doctor
: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/new-zealan...ectid=10737523
Jul 30th 2011, 12:17 pm
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Re: where are all the single ladies
Oh if only I'd checked in Thursday or Friday ... I was up your way in Mairangi Bay and I'm single ...
Jul 30th 2011, 10:20 pm
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Re: where are all the single ladies
Oh well another missed opportunity 
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