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Old Aug 13th 2007, 8:02 am
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Well there I was just starting to cook dinner, with Adie standing there scratching his upper thigh. I thought that maybe his psoriasis was playing him up. Anyhow he then undone his zip and I thought "hello, you don't half pick your moments!!" Next thing I know he has hand in his trousers, fiddling. Then a high pitched squeal and Adie standing there flicking his hand about in the air like a demented chicken. Then, there on the floor was this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 13th 2007, 8:07 am
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I'm squealing for him !!!

What the hell is it?
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Old Aug 13th 2007, 8:08 am
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Reminds me of an incident my husband had a few years back. We were driving along and he scratched his thigh, then came a 'what the *!?%'...we pulled over and he opened his jeans and pulled them down abit, inside was a squashed up moth that must have gotten inside when they were on the line. I laughed till I cried..
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Old Aug 13th 2007, 8:14 am
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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl View Post
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I'm squealing for him !!!

What the hell is it?
Well, after some research we came to the conclusion that it was New Zealand crabs!
No, sorry it is a Wellington Tree Weta.
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Old Aug 13th 2007, 8:31 am
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Well, after some research we came to the conclusion that it was New Zealand crabs!
No, sorry it is a Wellington Tree Weta.
you know that "antics with animals" is frowned upon even in Wellington????
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Originally Posted by spackster View Post
Well there I was just starting to cook dinner, with Adie standing there scratching his upper thigh. I thought that maybe his psoriasis was playing him up. Anyhow he then undone his zip and I thought "hello, you don't half pick your moments!!" Next thing I know he has hand in his trousers, fiddling. Then a high pitched squeal and Adie standing there flicking his hand about in the air like a demented chicken. Then, there on the floor was this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! Bet he danced around a lot. I know I bloody would!
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OMG! Bet he danced around a lot. I know I bloody would!
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me Now I sleep with one eye open
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Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me Now I sleep with one eye open
sorry to go OT, but Michelle did you get my PM from last night?? LL
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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl View Post
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me Now I sleep with one eye open
And it's bigger than what is in my man's trousers!!!
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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl View Post
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me Now I sleep with one eye open
We were inundated with ants in our rental property.... I hate them! Had a few episodes with ants here in our house but not as bad as the last house. I guarantee if I leave any food around or crumbs in the floor they are all over it later on.... with small kids thats difficult... I have to keep the floors really clean. I think my hatred of ants goes back to when I was a nipper and a real tomboy and used to get bitten by ants all the time.
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you know that "antics with animals" is frowned upon even in Wellington????
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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl View Post
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!
I think Adie would have done if not for the praying mantis incident when we were in Auckland.
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I think Adie would have done if not for the praying mantis incident when we were in Auckland.
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sorry to go OT, but Michelle did you get my PM from last night?? LL

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Originally Posted by RedMonsk View Post
And it's bigger than what is in my man's trousers!!!
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