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spackster Aug 13th 2007 8:02 am

What's in your man's trousers?????
 
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Well there I was just starting to cook dinner, with Adie standing there scratching his upper thigh;). I thought that maybe his psoriasis was playing him up. Anyhow he then undone his zip and I thought "hello, you don't half pick your moments!!":ohmy: Next thing I know he has hand in his trousers, fiddling. Then a high pitched squeal and Adie standing there flicking his hand about in the air like a demented chicken. Then, there on the floor was this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek:

UKNZAUS Aug 13th 2007 8:07 am

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :eek::eek::eek::eek:

I'm squealing for him !!!:cry_smile:

What the hell is it?

Andrew Cross Aug 13th 2007 8:08 am

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Reminds me of an incident my husband had a few years back. We were driving along and he scratched his thigh, then came a 'what the *!?%'...we pulled over and he opened his jeans and pulled them down abit, inside was a squashed up moth that must have gotten inside when they were on the line. I laughed till I cried..:lol:

spackster Aug 13th 2007 8:14 am

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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 5182312)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :eek::eek::eek::eek:

I'm squealing for him !!!:cry_smile:

What the hell is it?

Well, after some research we came to the conclusion that it was New Zealand crabs!:rofl::rofl:
No, sorry it is a Wellington Tree Weta.

lardyl Aug 13th 2007 8:31 am

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Originally Posted by spackster (Post 5182329)
Well, after some research we came to the conclusion that it was New Zealand crabs!:rofl::rofl:
No, sorry it is a Wellington Tree Weta.

you know that "antics with animals" is frowned upon even in Wellington???? :rofl:

RedMonsk Aug 13th 2007 8:42 am

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Originally Posted by spackster (Post 5182299)
Well there I was just starting to cook dinner, with Adie standing there scratching his upper thigh;). I thought that maybe his psoriasis was playing him up. Anyhow he then undone his zip and I thought "hello, you don't half pick your moments!!":ohmy: Next thing I know he has hand in his trousers, fiddling. Then a high pitched squeal and Adie standing there flicking his hand about in the air like a demented chicken. Then, there on the floor was this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek:

OMG! :eek: Bet he danced around a lot. I know I bloody would! :eek:

UKNZAUS Aug 13th 2007 8:45 am

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Originally Posted by RedMonsk (Post 5182426)
OMG! :eek: Bet he danced around a lot. I know I bloody would! :eek:

Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me :eek: Now I sleep with one eye open :rofl:

lardyl Aug 13th 2007 8:50 am

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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 5182431)
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me :eek: Now I sleep with one eye open :rofl:

sorry to go OT, but Michelle did you get my PM from last night?? LL

RedMonsk Aug 13th 2007 8:51 am

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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 5182431)
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me :eek: Now I sleep with one eye open :rofl:

And it's bigger than what is in my man's trousers!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

SarahB Aug 13th 2007 8:54 am

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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 5182431)
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

We had ants in the bed the other night ... should have heard me :eek: Now I sleep with one eye open :rofl:

We were inundated with ants in our rental property.... I hate them! Had a few episodes with ants here in our house but not as bad as the last house. I guarantee if I leave any food around or crumbs in the floor they are all over it later on.... with small kids thats difficult... I have to keep the floors really clean. I think my hatred of ants goes back to when I was a nipper and a real tomboy and used to get bitten by ants all the time.

spackster Aug 13th 2007 8:56 am

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Originally Posted by lardyl (Post 5182395)
you know that "antics with animals" is frowned upon even in Wellington???? :rofl:

:rofl::rofl:

spackster Aug 13th 2007 9:01 am

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Originally Posted by Michelle&Carl (Post 5182431)
Danced ??? I would have dropped dead !!

I think Adie would have done if not for the praying mantis incident when we were in Auckland.;)

UKNZAUS Aug 13th 2007 9:13 am

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Originally Posted by spackster (Post 5182478)
I think Adie would have done if not for the praying mantis incident when we were in Auckland.;)

Do spill ;)

UKNZAUS Aug 13th 2007 9:16 am

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Originally Posted by lardyl (Post 5182452)
sorry to go OT, but Michelle did you get my PM from last night?? LL


No I won't pour jelly down myself again!



















:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:;):p

UKNZAUS Aug 13th 2007 9:16 am

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Originally Posted by RedMonsk (Post 5182454)
And it's bigger than what is in my man's trousers!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

ROFLMAO :rofl::rofl::rofl:


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