What's in your man's trousers?????
Aug 14th 2007, 5:23 am
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Re: What's in your man's trousers?????
Well there I was just starting to cook dinner, with Adie standing there scratching his upper thigh. I thought that maybe his psoriasis was playing him up. Anyhow he then undone his zip and I thought "hello, you don't half pick your moments!!" Next thing I know he has hand in his trousers, fiddling. Then a high pitched squeal and Adie standing there flicking his hand about in the air like a demented chicken. Then, there on the floor was this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Adie but that is the funniest thing I've read on here in ages ..........I've got face ache, I've laughed sooooo much
:r ofl:Jac did you laugh first or do the 'concerned'wife bit?? I know which one I would have !!!!
BTW can you get counselling for Wetas??!!!
Aug 14th 2007, 5:40 am
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Re: What's in your man's trousers?????
One word is woosie (think thats how its spelt 
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Wait until you find a white tail spider in your clothes or beds! There are no poisonous spiders in New Zealand but this one prays on other spiders and if you get bitten you will know about it. Depends on how your body reacts but its like have Flu and you body will ache for days afterwards.
Yep been bitten twice by one and well you dont know until you notice the swelling and feel like crap. They like dry warm houses and if you have a spider problem you going to have a white tail feeding off them.
Oh and in Wanaka the place has outbraeaks of Red Back spiders mostly coming over with the Aussie tourists to Queenstown.
Yup NZ got to luv it
)Wait until you find a white tail spider in your clothes or beds! There are no poisonous spiders in New Zealand but this one prays on other spiders and if you get bitten you will know about it. Depends on how your body reacts but its like have Flu and you body will ache for days afterwards.
Yep been bitten twice by one and well you dont know until you notice the swelling and feel like crap. They like dry warm houses and if you have a spider problem you going to have a white tail feeding off them.
Oh and in Wanaka the place has outbraeaks of Red Back spiders mostly coming over with the Aussie tourists to Queenstown.
Yup NZ got to luv it
Aug 14th 2007, 5:42 am
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Aug 14th 2007, 6:44 am
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Hey Adie
Could you imagine if the tables were turned. I would of course do the concerned husband bit
. Purely because death would be a slow and painful affair.
NOT LIKELY. I would p*ss myself silly. Death would be a small price to pay to see that.
I love her really.
Could you imagine if the tables were turned. I would of course do the concerned husband bit
. Purely because death would be a slow and painful affair.NOT LIKELY. I would p*ss myself silly. Death would be a small price to pay to see that.
I love her really.
Aug 14th 2007, 6:46 am
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Hey Adie
Could you imagine if the tables were turned. I would of course do the concerned husband bit. Purely because death would be a slow and painful affair.
too right it would be
NOT LIKELY. I would p*ss myself silly. Death would be a small price to pay to see that.
It can be arranged my darling!!
I love her really.
Could you imagine if the tables were turned. I would of course do the concerned husband bit
. Purely because death would be a slow and painful affair.too right it would be
NOT LIKELY. I would p*ss myself silly. Death would be a small price to pay to see that.
It can be arranged my darling!!
I love her really.
Aug 14th 2007, 7:34 am
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Aug 14th 2007, 7:41 am
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Aug 14th 2007, 7:54 am
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Re: What's in your man's trousers?????
I particularly liked the thought of a 'trouser weta' and a 'bed weta' as mentioned on the phone the other night. 
Aug 14th 2007, 8:25 am
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Aug 14th 2007, 8:29 am
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Aug 14th 2007, 8:50 am
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