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Old Oct 10th 2006, 12:11 pm
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Hi Guys,

So me and the missus are heading down to the big smoke on saturday to the Immigration expo at the Ibis in Earls Court and I was wandering what colour envelopes the NZ government prefer their 'backhanders' in? Do you think £30 quid and a naked picture of Keith Chegwin with get us our PR?

Any other folks making the trip to try and bully the Immigration service to HURRY THE HELL UP AND CHOOSE US?
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Old Oct 10th 2006, 12:53 pm
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Originally Posted by trigod
Hi Guys,

So me and the missus are heading down to the big smoke on saturday to the Immigration expo at the Ibis in Earls Court and I was wandering what colour envelopes the NZ government prefer their 'backhanders' in? Do you think £30 quid and a naked picture of Keith Chegwin with get us our PR?

Any other folks making the trip to try and bully the Immigration service to HURRY THE HELL UP AND CHOOSE US?
Trigog-me old charmer-good luck-reckon the picture of the scouse with the small dick should defo swing it for you. Take one of Kelly Brook too. Just in case,you know.
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Old Oct 10th 2006, 6:06 pm
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We are going! I have booked a room in the hotel friday night so I can be first in the queue
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Old Oct 10th 2006, 9:15 pm
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Originally Posted by dreamfish
We are going! I have booked a room in the hotel friday night so I can be first in the queue
Germans and towels on the sun lounger comes to mind! (Not that I am in any way degrading the german nation by my careless and general comment!) Phew you have to watch the PC police nowadays before you say anything!!!
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Old Oct 10th 2006, 9:31 pm
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Originally Posted by dreamfish
We are going! I have booked a room in the hotel friday night so I can be first in the queue
bah - vee haff booked zee child minda und have zee Freitag gebucked fur zee reisen im London......
can leave a towel or two for you in the Q !!!!





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