Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Just got this thorugh on email via SHP Magazine:

Health & Safety/Maintenance Manager
Job Description:
Based in Whyteleafe, Surrey.

Teamwork, talent and a passion for the brand - these have made Ann Summers and Knickerbox into two of the leading names in UK fashion retailing. To harness our full potential, we are now looking for an enthusiastic Health & Safety professional to join our team.

As Health & Safety/Maintenance Manager you will ensure that all our customers are provided with high quality care and attention throughout the sales and service process. You will co-ordinate support and advice on health and safety issues, whilst managing the provision of all relevant training to meet legislative requirements. You will also have responsibility for investigating any accidents and dangerous occurrences, reporting on them and taking action where necessary, as well as establishing and maintaining a high level of safety consciousness in all our staff.

To be considered, you will need a recognised Health & Safety qualification. Given the nature of the role, it is also essential that you have excellent communication skills and the ability to quickly assimilate and assess the impact of new Health & Safety processes and legislation. In return you will be joining a exciting retail brand with a reputation for excellent customer service.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Is this in case someone gets their knickers in a twist????!!!! :rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

......or falls over trying to get their feet in!!:rofl::rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

A nurse pal of mine was telling me about the time some women came into Whiston A&E with a vibrator stuck up her a**e:blink:, her boyfriend had been using it on her quite vigourously apparently:eek: She had alot of internal damage & required quite a bit of surgery:ohmy:!

Maybe this is the sort of case they had in mind.:D

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Wot, the quality assurance department could cause a H&S incident if they road test the products too vigorously???
Once had to look at an x-ray of one of those devices for work, can't tell you why, if I do I'll have to shoot you, or perhaps pleasure you to death!!!!

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

I have a party on Friday funnily enough.

Would anyone like me to do some testing.........we could post the results on here :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Isn't that where the phrase
'smiling from the hips up'
comes from? :rofl::rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I will let you know on saturday

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

ladies, calm yourselves please:o

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Do forget sometimes about the men.............sorry about that :o:o:o

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Nah, anyone who reads a thread entitled 'Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!' must surely expect some smut!! Talking of which, where is Poppets these days? :rofl::rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

And AmLoolah...........she loves a bit of smut I am told

hehe

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Is that an offer?;):rofl:

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

now madam you know I am an upstanding gent.......... OK, go on then!!

Re: Vacancy Ann Summers - Who wants to apply!!
 

Mr N would like to see you outside....:rofl: