Am Loolah

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We'll swap you 5 bed house with very cold pool, one street back from beach in Papamoa for home that sleeps 6 near ski slopes on South Island for 1 week in school hols in September? Or North Island if sh*&t comes to shove in skiing area.

Unlimited access to surf, sun and sav blanc ... well what we leave in fridge...

karonious

Can I just swap you the contents of the fridge as I don't really fancy the cheese that has been left to go hard and the sardine cat food
Guess I need to go shopping

Am Loolah

You may as I know you are sooo anally retentive that you will clean said house and Mr B will do my ironing!!! But no stray pussy please ...

karonious

Am Loolah

In addition to thread title ...

I'll swap 4 Fay Weldon paperbacks for "the Secret" ???

karonious

I have a chrome towel rail I would like to swap for a holiday on the Gold Coast....

littleal

I'll swap the rest of my kit kat for whatever you two are on....

Alison

karonious

I will swap you a cotton bud and the fluff from the bottom of my pocket for that tiny little bit of Kit-Kat...............
YOU ATE IT!
Right, the deal's off!!

Staar

I'll swap my heat pump for a uk style central heating system

Any takers!!!

Am Loolah

Ummm, Hellooooo, I want freebie skiing holiday as have memories of school skiing trip and a certain Laurence to be re-enacted with any willing party ...

SarahB

NOPE!! We got Central Heating now and its so bl00dy good I think we will stay in this house forever!! lol No swap sorry!

pat.craig

How about a night out in Pyes Pa in exchange for a BBQ in Papamoa? Craig and tracey

Liz & Co

How about a threesome and a night in the Mount as well?!?

Am Loolah

Hey there!!! Welcome to the site

That sounds like a good idea except for the small matter of not having got a BBQ yet, went looking today but they were all like fully fitted kitchens - where's the old half an oil drum for real charcoal?

Am Loolah

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