Strange defense argument
Dec 12th 2015, 2:10 am
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Strange defense argument
Quite an awful thing to be done to this poor young lady but made funny by his defense which, from what I can work out, boils down to "I accidentally fell onto/into her...".
0/10 for creativity. I was especially puzzled by the last bit "...the trial continues." Don't the they have anything better to do? Will there be popcorn when the accused lawyer attempts some defense? Are they allowed to laugh when the prosecution says "In lieu of a closing argument, to save time, I refer you to Mr. Abdulazizs statement of events."
0/10 for creativity. I was especially puzzled by the last bit "...the trial continues." Don't the they have anything better to do? Will there be popcorn when the accused lawyer attempts some defense? Are they allowed to laugh when the prosecution says "In lieu of a closing argument, to save time, I refer you to Mr. Abdulazizs statement of events."
Dec 12th 2015, 7:53 am
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Re: Strange defense argument
If the tiny village of Emmerdale can score two direct hits with planes
and helicopters falling from the sky then I feel, with a jury of twelve deaf monkeys
he could walk free.
and helicopters falling from the sky then I feel, with a jury of twelve deaf monkeys
he could walk free.
