Quick 2 liner jokes
#17
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
The wife has been missing a week now, and the Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to the charity shop and got all her clothes back.
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
Boy Scouts
Girl Guides
Girl Guides
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
Horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why the long face?"
The barman says "Why the long face?"
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
My wife drove me to drink.
Forgot to thank her.
Forgot to thank her.