Quick 2 liner jokes
Feb 2nd 2018, 8:25 am
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Quick 2 liner jokes
I used to like chicken but now prefer beef, but that was hen and this is cow 
Feb 4th 2018, 10:06 am
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.
Feb 7th 2018, 6:53 am
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
Why didn't the clam share his toys?
Because he was shellfish!
Because he was shellfish!
Feb 8th 2018, 3:27 am
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Feb 8th 2018, 3:29 am
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Feb 8th 2018, 8:46 am
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National + Retirement
Feb 9th 2018, 6:42 am
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The rotation of earth really makes my day
Feb 20th 2018, 7:45 am
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
Feb 27th 2018, 4:01 pm
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When I told them I was training to be a comedian they all laughed. They are not laughing now! Bob Monkhouse.
Feb 27th 2018, 5:16 pm
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
A stick.
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
Feb 28th 2018, 8:22 am
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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel,
But you didn't like it.
But you didn't like it.
Feb 28th 2018, 6:09 pm
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Mar 5th 2018, 7:34 pm
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Re: Quick 2 liner jokes
My wife shouted at me that I never listen and she may as well talk to a wall........I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation!