The Prancing Pony
#16
Re: The Prancing Pony
Seeings as it's the festive season and all that...mulled wine all round I say...swiftly followed by double southern comforts on the rocks to take away the taste!!!
#17
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Originally Posted by Pinkie Pie
Seeings as it's the festive season and all that...mulled wine all round I say...swiftly followed by double southern comforts on the rocks to take away the taste!!!
I'll get the Barbie on. Anyone for a prawn?
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I'm suprised turkeytickler and the other negative posters haven't been on this string pouring their misery on the rest of us!!
Anyway merry Christmas to all forum users whichever hemisphere you are in, spare a thought for those of us who are working on Christmas eve and day, Boxingday and new years day!! never mind though 24 hours overtime won't be missed!
Mines a pint of Guinness followed by at least 10 more!!
Gary
Anyway merry Christmas to all forum users whichever hemisphere you are in, spare a thought for those of us who are working on Christmas eve and day, Boxingday and new years day!! never mind though 24 hours overtime won't be missed!
Mines a pint of Guinness followed by at least 10 more!!
Gary
#20
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Originally Posted by Den13
Barman! Another foaming ale!!
*Sidles over to Pinkie* How YOU doin'?.....
*Sidles over to Pinkie* How YOU doin'?.....
Biddy rushes over, pulls Pinkie out of Dens feeble grasp and gives him a slap across the left cheek for his troubles.
"We'll have no trouble here - this is a local pub for local people"
Pinkie elbows Biddy in the chest
"Oi I was quite enjoying that" and gets up to join Den in the snug.
"fair 'nuff" says Biddy "Merry Christmas everybody....drinks are on Segamad...Hooray!!"
#21
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Just an orange juice for me barman , bit early for anything alcoholic here in NZ and I still have lots of last minute pressie buying to do
Glug, glug, glug ahhhh ..... that was lovely and refreshing .... right, have to dash! every one
Glug, glug, glug ahhhh ..... that was lovely and refreshing .... right, have to dash! every one
#22
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Tee Hee!!
*Whispers in pinkies ear* " Sky didn't taste the vodka that Biddy slipped in her OJ!" LOL!!
Now, about easing the bruises that that brute gave me.........
*Whispers in pinkies ear* " Sky didn't taste the vodka that Biddy slipped in her OJ!" LOL!!
Now, about easing the bruises that that brute gave me.........
#23
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The Prancing Pony
Evening Guv’nor
I’ll have a pint of your best, blimey…….. get it pulled by that voluptuous serving wench standing in the corner!
Anyone want a lift?
I’ll have a pint of your best, blimey…….. get it pulled by that voluptuous serving wench standing in the corner!
Anyone want a lift?
#24
Re: The Prancing Pony
Originally Posted by Den13
Tee Hee!!
*Whispers in pinkies ear* " Now, about easing the bruises that that brute gave me.........
*Whispers in pinkies ear* " Now, about easing the bruises that that brute gave me.........
Pinkie gives Biddy a big hug and whispers shyly in his ear "bless you for trying to protect me..."
Back over in the snug...Pinkie flutters her eyelashes suggestively at Den whilst murmuring "Get us a glass of fizz and we'll see what we can do about those bruises my love...wink, wink..."
#25
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Barman, A bottle of Vueve and 2 glasses if you please.......
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
#26
Re: The Prancing Pony
Originally Posted by Den13
Barman, A bottle of Vueve and 2 glasses if you please.......
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
Pinkie pops her head through the curtains and shouts across...
"Barman, don't bother with the glasses - just chuck a couple of straws in the bottle... (misspent youth in Newcastle !!)"
Pinkie ducks back behind the curtain as she sees Biddy approaching from the east...
#27
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Haven't been in much lately, been trying to find out how I can vote for my employer to receive the Bah! Humbug Award for Christmas Misery. Gotta work Christmas Eve until 4pm (we would normally close at 5) but make up the hour at some other time!!! BAH! HUMBUG! indeed.
******MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*****************
Phyl
******MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE*****************
Phyl
#28
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Jan at the jukebox - any requests? Slade it is then, John Lennon will have us all in tears. All together now "so here it is merry christmas, everybody's having fun, look to the future now, it's only just beguuuuuuuuuuuun ....."
Aw look, free mince pies on the bar, that's a nice touch.
Den, put away that mistletoe before Biddy uses his sandals on your ass!
Whisky with ice please barman. Anyone fancy a bhuna after hours?
Aw look, free mince pies on the bar, that's a nice touch.
Den, put away that mistletoe before Biddy uses his sandals on your ass!
Whisky with ice please barman. Anyone fancy a bhuna after hours?
#29
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Re: The Prancing Pony
Originally Posted by Den13
Barman, A bottle of Vueve and 2 glasses if you please.......
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
*Pokes tongue out at biddy and draws curtain across snug*
#30
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*GULP*
Barman Butterbur, you look awesome....Better get a third straw.......
Oh, and fetch sum bait wor can wash doon wi' sum swalley.....(Love the Toon!!)
Barman Butterbur, you look awesome....Better get a third straw.......
Oh, and fetch sum bait wor can wash doon wi' sum swalley.....(Love the Toon!!)