Policeman's Ball
Dec 10th 2007, 10:07 pm
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Policeman's Ball
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the police officer walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the policemen's Ball."
He replied, "Policemen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
As the police officer walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the policemen's Ball."
He replied, "Policemen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
Dec 11th 2007, 7:44 am
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Re: Policeman's Ball
Yay fellow Essex Girl that was pretty damn funny!
Dec 11th 2007, 9:29 am
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Re: Policeman's Ball
Heard a funny on the radio yesterday, this guy said that a few years back his friend was sent a fine and a photo of his car going through a speed camera. So the friend sent back a photo of the cheque.
2 weeks later he recieved back a photo of a pair of handcuffs. He paid up
2 weeks later he recieved back a photo of a pair of handcuffs. He paid up
Dec 11th 2007, 9:35 am
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Re: Policeman's Ball
Heard a funny on the radio yesterday, this guy said that a few years back his friend was sent a fine and a photo of his car going through a speed camera. So the friend sent back a photo of the cheque.
2 weeks later he recieved back a photo of a pair of handcuffs. He paid up
2 weeks later he recieved back a photo of a pair of handcuffs. He paid up
Dec 11th 2007, 6:57 pm
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