The Perfect Husband
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The Perfect Husband
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he smiles and says:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he smiles and says:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Re: The Perfect Husband
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he smiles and says:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he smiles and says:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
There is an archetypal NZ "good keen man"
One evening, there is a knock on his front door - there is a policeman holding on to a "crim" by the scruff of his neck - "I caught him syphoning petrol out of your car, sir" The good keen man berates the policeman for trying to "do" someone who, if he needs to syphon petrol, needs a second-break. Policeman goes away and the "crim" thanks the good keen man for his tolerance. Good keen man replies " that's ok, it's not my car"