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Old Mar 8th 2007, 5:50 pm
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on

a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and

begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.

Then he smiles and says:























"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Old Mar 8th 2007, 6:07 pm
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Old Mar 8th 2007, 8:26 pm
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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on

a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and

begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.

Then he smiles and says:

"Anyone know whose phone this is?"


There is an archetypal NZ "good keen man"

One evening, there is a knock on his front door - there is a policeman holding on to a "crim" by the scruff of his neck - "I caught him syphoning petrol out of your car, sir" The good keen man berates the policeman for trying to "do" someone who, if he needs to syphon petrol, needs a second-break. Policeman goes away and the "crim" thanks the good keen man for his tolerance. Good keen man replies " that's ok, it's not my car"
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