Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
Dec 19th 2008, 9:18 am
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
... I thought I'd share some recent gems from the Loolah household.
Not all the kids' I confess.
For example, Hubby just came in from a golf do where it was the boys only. One made the fatal mistake of turning up with his new Thai bride.
Hubby's friend "Who's she?"
Hubby "I don't know but she's deeply irritating."
Hubby's friend "Where's that?"
Son is telling us all about a school trip to the river park;
"And I jumped in off the third highest board and I got all leaves and water in my mouth ..."
Daughter No.1 "Why didn't you keep your mouth shut?"
Son, "Why don't you shut yours?!"
Youngest Daughter (aged 6) "It's my class BBQ at the park you can bring alcohol ... well not you mummy!"
I took part in the Xmas ladies race at my son's go-karting track on Sunday, never raced before, came last. Wanted to know my top speed ...
Racing "Friend" "Well, the guy who was doing the lap times was 72 when you started, he died during your third lap of old age, he was 103." ... How unkind ...
Anymore gems to share?
Not all the kids' I confess.
For example, Hubby just came in from a golf do where it was the boys only. One made the fatal mistake of turning up with his new Thai bride.
Hubby's friend "Who's she?"
Hubby "I don't know but she's deeply irritating."
Hubby's friend "Where's that?"
Son is telling us all about a school trip to the river park;
"And I jumped in off the third highest board and I got all leaves and water in my mouth ..."
Daughter No.1 "Why didn't you keep your mouth shut?"
Son, "Why don't you shut yours?!"
Youngest Daughter (aged 6) "It's my class BBQ at the park you can bring alcohol ... well not you mummy!"
I took part in the Xmas ladies race at my son's go-karting track on Sunday, never raced before, came last. Wanted to know my top speed ...
Racing "Friend" "Well, the guy who was doing the lap times was 72 when you started, he died during your third lap of old age, he was 103." ... How unkind ...
Anymore gems to share?
Dec 20th 2008, 8:10 pm
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Re: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
my two year old this afternoon shouted 'chill out' to me, as i was fussing over cleaning her hands... 
when my nephew was two he embarrased and appalled his mum in the post office queue by responding to a sweet little old lady enquiring as to his name 'bu***r off old woman' - clear as a bell!
when my nephew was two he embarrased and appalled his mum in the post office queue by responding to a sweet little old lady enquiring as to his name 'bu***r off old woman' - clear as a bell!
Dec 20th 2008, 10:46 pm
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Re: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
Master 4 sat at the dinner table yesterday and said 'suck it up Nana' to my MIL!!!! 
( think DH actually told him to say it on his behalf!!!!)
( think DH actually told him to say it on his behalf!!!!
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Dec 24th 2008, 5:36 am
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Re: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
when discussing xmas gifts with son age 6 I said we would get him a new bike as he had outgrown his, he replied "let santa claus get it then it'll save you money"!! how to reply???
Jan 11th 2009, 8:48 pm
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just browsing and saw this thread - hope you don't mind me contributing - my daughter started school and had to write a poem about all things red. One line said - " red is like the wine my mum gulps down her neck "!!only found out she'd wrote that when I read it on open evening - displayed !!!
wouldn't mind soooo much but i don't even drink red wine
Jan 11th 2009, 9:20 pm
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Re: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
My mother asked my 5 year old son if he would miss her when he goes to live in NZ
...he replied 'No'
...she said 'Why not?'
...he replied 'because when I get to NZ I shall find a new Nana!'
suffice to say, this comment didn't exactly cheer her up!
...he replied 'No'
...she said 'Why not?'
...he replied 'because when I get to NZ I shall find a new Nana!'
suffice to say, this comment didn't exactly cheer her up!
Jan 14th 2009, 3:06 am
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Re: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes ...
just browsing and saw this thread - hope you don't mind me contributing - my daughter started school and had to write a poem about all things red. One line said - " red is like the wine my mum gulps down her neck "!!only found out she'd wrote that when I read it on open evening - displayed !!!
wouldn't mind soooo much but i don't even drink red wine
wouldn't mind soooo much but i don't even drink red wine
