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Obligatory Cricket Joke

Old Jan 8th 2011, 5:57 am
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A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that?" he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

(I'll get me coat...)
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Old Jan 8th 2011, 9:53 am
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Originally Posted by Tranmere Rover View Post
A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

The madam replies $60.

"Wow, what do I get for that?" he says.

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

(I'll get me coat...)
FAN-DABI-DOZEY!!!!!!
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Old Jan 8th 2011, 8:37 pm
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What do you call an Australian who is good with a bat?

A veterinarian.
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Old Jan 15th 2011, 9:31 am
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Don't have any Cricket jokes but at least this one is sport based....


Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicle removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicle removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."

"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!........"
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So Karonious enough about cricket.. can you explain the "off side rule" in football?
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Old Mar 28th 2011, 12:31 am
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Can anyone explain the Duckworth-Lewis system?
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