NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Mar 25th 2007, 9:50 am
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa
The BE patrol is here again………….
Officer Campbells now on the scene.
Right you lot, what’s this drinking whilst posting on the BE forum ? This is a very negative image to be presenting of New Zealand as we all know drinking and posting does not happen here. You should know better than this, think of all the Brits reading this forum, they might get the impression NZ is one big piss-up and then they all will be wanting to move to the South Island.
One more post like this and I’ll have to set Batty on to you.
Nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa .
Mar 25th 2007, 9:52 am
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
We just got confused & hijacked the thread - should of been at the Kiwi Bar.
Too much voddie I expect & far too many bottles of red wine for Cherry.
Too much voddie I expect & far too many bottles of red wine for Cherry.
Mar 25th 2007, 9:54 am
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa
The BE patrol is here again………….
Officer Campbells now on the scene.
Right you lot, what’s this drinking whilst posting on the BE forum ? This is a very negative image to be presenting of New Zealand as we all know drinking and posting does not happen here. You should know better than this, think of all the Brits reading this forum, they might get the impression NZ is one big piss-up and then they all will be wanting to move to the South Island.
One more post like this and I’ll have to set Batty on to you.
Nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa .
The BE patrol is here again………….
Officer Campbells now on the scene.
Right you lot, what’s this drinking whilst posting on the BE forum ? This is a very negative image to be presenting of New Zealand as we all know drinking and posting does not happen here. You should know better than this, think of all the Brits reading this forum, they might get the impression NZ is one big piss-up and then they all will be wanting to move to the South Island.
One more post like this and I’ll have to set Batty on to you.
Nee naa nee naa nee naa nee naa .
Right people, move along - there's nothing to see.
All drinking will be done in the Kiwi Bar - you can't be having fun here!
Mar 25th 2007, 9:58 am
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Hey, come back
Just kidding I'm not really the BE Fuzz
Oh well, have to drink on my own
Hey, you stupid Kiwi bartender
A Grolsch and an arguement please
Ahh......
Hey where's the juke box ?
999
Hello, is that the BE Patrol ?
I think it is time you had a jukeboz installed.
You agree ? Gr8
Bartender, I'll have a Famous Grouse, another arguement and a packet of crips or chips or whatever you bloddy Kiwis call them.
Jukebox installed:- Select
Eagles - One of these nights
Cheers
Just kidding I'm not really the BE Fuzz
Oh well, have to drink on my own
Hey, you stupid Kiwi bartender
A Grolsch and an arguement please
Ahh......
Hey where's the juke box ?
999
Hello, is that the BE Patrol ?
I think it is time you had a jukeboz installed.
You agree ? Gr8
Bartender, I'll have a Famous Grouse, another arguement and a packet of crips or chips or whatever you bloddy Kiwis call them.
Jukebox installed:- Select
Eagles - One of these nights
Cheers
Mar 25th 2007, 9:59 am
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Mar 25th 2007, 10:03 am
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Hey, come back
Just kidding I'm not really the BE Fuzz
Oh well, have to drink on my own
Hey, you stupid Kiwi bartender
A Grolsch and an arguement please
Ahh......
Hey where's the juke box ?
999
Hello, is that the BE Patrol ?
I think it is time you had a jukeboz installed.
You agree ? Gr8
Bartender, I'll have a Famous Grouse, another arguement and a packet of crips or chips or whatever you bloddy Kiwis call them.
Jukebox installed:- Select
Eagles - One of these nights
Cheers
Just kidding I'm not really the BE Fuzz
Oh well, have to drink on my own
Hey, you stupid Kiwi bartender
A Grolsch and an arguement please
Ahh......
Hey where's the juke box ?
999
Hello, is that the BE Patrol ?
I think it is time you had a jukeboz installed.
You agree ? Gr8
Bartender, I'll have a Famous Grouse, another arguement and a packet of crips or chips or whatever you bloddy Kiwis call them.
Jukebox installed:- Select
Eagles - One of these nights
Cheers
Mr Campbells, I regretfully have to inform you you can't drink that
here - it interferes with the arguing! Now turn down that jukebox and stop enjoying yourself 
As self-nominated Kiwi Bar barman I will have to charge some kind of stupid made up levy if you continue to drink here.
Now off to the bar with you
!
Mar 25th 2007, 7:43 pm
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Re: NORTH vs. SOUTH getting nasty
Please do not post personal insults. Threads containing these will be closed/deleted and offenders risk a ban from the forum.
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Mar 26th 2007, 4:55 am
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