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Old Jun 27th 2011, 10:22 pm
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Don't your remotes have a mute button?

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We do, but there is the risk of repetitive strain syndrome .
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We do, but there is the risk of repetitive strain syndrome .
I know what you mean, we have the same problem here with commercials and when I mute, I usually forget, go off and do something else so when I remember and go back and check, the program is pretty much over.

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hahahaha too funny, but very true!

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Then there're the ads giving kids advice on what to get Mum/Dad for Mother's/Father's Day.

a) I really don't want some 'big boys toy' DIY equipment, and
b) if my kids could afford half of what its suggested they get us I would be cutting back their allowances!
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The other one...

"Only for the next 3 days. Don't miss out on the biggest Briscoes sale ever"

Seriously, I want to live long enough to see the end of a Briscoes sale
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The other one...

"Only for the next 3 days. Don't miss out on the biggest Briscoes sale ever"

Seriously, I want to live long enough to see the end of a Briscoes sale
My brain has been so munted in this country, that the Briscoes lady now seems quite normal to me. She used to seriously do my friggin head in, but now she has no effect whatsoever.

Anyone have any tips on how exactly I am to get hold of the illusive remote, when it is usually welded to the hand of the bloke. I have tried once or twice to prize it from his finger when he's fallen asleep but he always wakes up and says; 'Hey, what do you think you're doing? I was watching that!!'
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I can't believe you actually watch the ads

Some of you know more about NZ TV ads than I do.

Get a real life i say.
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Originally Posted by Bellasmum

Get a real life i say.
What's Kiwi real life? Going to bed at 9pm. I can spot the expat houses a mile off, they'll be the ones with the lights still on after 10pm.
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Originally Posted by Persephone
Unfortunately this is all so very true. For those of you not over here, Kevin has not over exaggerated for comic effect by any stretch of the imagination. The number and frequency of ad breaks here is dire.

We get round the problem by using our HD DVD player. Start recording, do something else for approximately 1/4 of the programme's length and then start watching from the start as it is still recording. We do often 'catch up' with ourselves but it's cheaper than MySky!

My current hatred at the moment is Tony's Tyre Service, a bunch of tuneless mechanics singing and a rinky dink piano...Tony's Tyre Service...yeah!
No thanks, I'll be taking my tyres elsewhere since it irritates me so much
and how is that cheaper than my sky?
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Originally Posted by Bellasmum
I can't believe you actually watch the ads

Some of you know more about NZ TV ads than I do.

Get a real life i say.
Everything closes early and down town Tauranga looks like an advert for a Saga holiday lol. We only watch tv in the evenings when it's dark and cold outside. In the summer months it's never on.

I suspect the same is true for a lot of families.
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why does the woman in the Briscoes ad whistle when she talks - she's b............y irritating. As for Hardly Normal Man - I wish he would lose his voice.

Brilliant post Kevin.
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Originally Posted by Bo-Jangles
Anyone have any tips on how exactly I am to get hold of the illusive remote, when it is usually welded to the hand of the bloke. I have tried once or twice to prize it from his finger when he's fallen asleep but he always wakes up and says; 'Hey, what do you think you're doing? I was watching that!!'
If anyone gives you any then let me know. The few times I manage to get hold of the thing I can see him get visibly anxious, like a child that's had its security blanket taken away Eventually he reaches a point where he can't cope any longer and has to ask for it back.
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and how is that cheaper than my sky?
Easy! It cost about $300 [I think] 4-5 years ago and was only bought because the old DVD player gave up the ghost and a new one was needed...
My Sky is an extra $15 a month and we don't watch enough to need it.
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If anyone gives you any then let me know. The few times I manage to get hold of the thing I can see him get visibly anxious, like a child that's had its security blanket taken away Eventually he reaches a point where he can't cope any longer and has to ask for it back.

Ladies, ladies, you've obviously not trained your men right from the beginning . Mine knows that the 'zapper' belongs to me & I (very) occasionally allow him to have control .

I'm not sure you can undo the damage. Maybe you can give them a 'dummy' zapper to hold. It'll look like the real thing but not have any batteries in it. This will make them feel in control but remove any risk of them actually doing any damage.

Good luck ladies
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Ladies, ladies, you've obviously not trained your men right from the beginning . Mine knows that the 'zapper' belongs to me & I (very) occasionally allow him to have control .

I'm not sure you can undo the damage. Maybe you can give them a 'dummy' zapper to hold. It'll look like the real thing but not have any batteries in it. This will make them feel in control but remove any risk of them actually doing any damage.

Good luck ladies
Maybe you should start a service, something along the lines of Supernanny [SuperVBS] , for those of us who have failed to train our men correctly
I'd pay for someone to train him to share the remote and not flick from channel to channel when I allow him to have it, make me a cup of tea in the morning and wash my car...
I don't ask for much!
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