miss the pub
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:02 am
#16
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Re: miss the pub
Welly seems to be doing it for me, been here 7 weeks and been hungover most weekends!!! 
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:10 am
#17
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Re: miss the pub
*Stereotypes* lyrics by The Specials (Terry Hall) 
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He has girls every night
But he doesn't really exist
He spends his weekends with a load of blokes
He forgets the punch line when he tells a joke
He wants to stay out, he don't want to go home
'Till his nicotine fingers are stuffed down his throat
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to his stereo
He blamed his fiancé? when he caught VD
The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks
He wants to go out but he has to stay home
Sit in and watch colour TV on his own
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to his stereo
The tablets are finished, the cure is complete
He hasn't had a drink now for seventeen weeks
Seventeen pints, tonight is the night
It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight
Police chase him home through the dark rainy night
Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue light
His mums waiting up, she hopes he's alright
But he's wrapped round a lamp post on Saturday night
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He has girls every night
He doesn't really exist
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He has girls every night
But he doesn't really exist
He spends his weekends with a load of blokes
He forgets the punch line when he tells a joke
He wants to stay out, he don't want to go home
'Till his nicotine fingers are stuffed down his throat
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to his stereo
He blamed his fiancé? when he caught VD
The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks
He wants to go out but he has to stay home
Sit in and watch colour TV on his own
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to his stereo
The tablets are finished, the cure is complete
He hasn't had a drink now for seventeen weeks
Seventeen pints, tonight is the night
It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight
Police chase him home through the dark rainy night
Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue light
His mums waiting up, she hopes he's alright
But he's wrapped round a lamp post on Saturday night
He's just a stereotype
He drinks his age in pints
He has girls every night
He doesn't really exist
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:15 am
#18
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Posts: 548
Re: miss the pub
Err I don't think I could drink my age in pints .. only had one girl in the last 25 years ..I do exist .. I probably work at week ends .. I don't know any jokes ..I like to stay in and I don't smoke! 
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:22 am
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Re: miss the pub
Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on...
Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night
Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?
Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...
Hey, hey, I don't work
Cos I don't have to
I don't have to work
There's no work to do
Nite Klub, I'm a member of the Nite Klub
Nite Klub, a fully paid up member of the Nite Klub
I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
and the beer tastes just like piss
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night
Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub
Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?
Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer
-Nite Klub- Lyrics by The Specials (Terry Hall)
Last edited by crap coffee; Dec 2nd 2007 at 5:19 am.
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:25 am
#21
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Posts: 548
Re: miss the pub
You must have me confused with someone else !
Dec 2nd 2007, 3:27 am
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Re: miss the pub
You will often meet loads of drunken men in the street (even) before lunch times and of course they do swear. <snip> :curse:
Plus Aussie beers are naff ....
Last edited by BEVS; Dec 2nd 2007 at 9:34 am. Reason: no need.
Dec 2nd 2007, 6:57 am
#24
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 5,763
Re: miss the pub
Take a trip out to Whitby and go to the Crow's Nest, nice place.
Have zero complaints about places to booze it up here. Have you not found the Courtenay Arms on Alan Street? That says it's a British pub. I guess it's close enough.
Mind you, I've not lived in the UK since early 1992 so I'm not really that fussed over pubs now. Now French cafes, that's another matter! 
Dec 2nd 2007, 7:03 am
#25
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 5,763
Re: miss the pub
I was right to be skeered to click on that. That's a bloody awful video! I love Squeeze to bits, but videos like that are just ... unnecessary.
I love Squeeze to bits, but videos like that are just ... unnecessary.
